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RE: joke time
April 4, 2021 at 4:15 pm
(April 4, 2021 at 3:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 4, 2021 at 3:01 pm)Fireball Wrote:
Isn't that a Canadian tank?
It is. And this is its artillery support:
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RE: joke time
April 4, 2021 at 4:33 pm
Had a visit from my uncle a few days ago.
"It's a bit cold out." He said.
"Tell me something I don't know," I replied.
"Your auntie Mary can take my whole fist!"
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April 5, 2021 at 1:55 am
I was walking down the street and a blonde woman waved at me from across the street.
She ran over to say Hi and saw the confused look on my face.
She apologized and just said: Sorry, I thought you were someone.
I retorted: Don't apologize, you were correct, I bloody well AM someone else!
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2021 at 6:57 am
Free will, with fries and a shake.
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2021 at 5:55 pm
(April 4, 2021 at 3:01 pm)Fireball Wrote:
It's not complete, unless they're heading for a hangin'.
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2021 at 6:41 pm
The moose and the goose are hanging loose while waiting for the noose. (any other ?ooses)
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2021 at 7:08 pm
Mary and Joseph had other children besides Jesus but Mary was still a virgin because those were kids from Joseph's former marriage, but Joseph was also a virgin and he got his kids from his former wife who was also a virgin and got those kids from her former husband who was also a virgin and got those kids from his former wife who was also a virgin and got those kids from her former husband who was also a virgin and got those kids from his former wife who was also a virgin and got those kids from her former husband who was also a virgin and got those kids from his former wife who was also a virgin and got those kids from her former husband who was also a virgin and got those kids from his former wife...
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: joke time
April 7, 2021 at 5:44 am
If 'Ani' is short for 'Anakin', and 'Ben' is short for 'Obi-Wan Kenobi', and 'Chewie' is short for 'Chewbacca', what is 'Luke' short for?
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RE: joke time
April 7, 2021 at 7:25 am
(April 7, 2021 at 5:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If 'Ani' is short for 'Anakin', and 'Ben' is short for 'Obi-Wan Kenobi', and 'Chewie' is short for 'Chewbacca', what is 'Luke' short for?
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No!!
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RE: joke time
April 7, 2021 at 8:24 am
(April 7, 2021 at 7:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 7, 2021 at 5:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If 'Ani' is short for 'Anakin', and 'Ben' is short for 'Obi-Wan Kenobi', and 'Chewie' is short for 'Chewbacca', what is 'Luke' short for?
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No!!
Oh, come on. What’s next - telling me to get off the furniture?
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