Childhood memories..
"Mum, I'm 13. Can I get my first bra?"
"No, Iggy. We've discussed this!"
"Mum, I'm 13. Can I get my first bra?"
"No, Iggy. We've discussed this!"
Dying to live, living to die.
joke time
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Childhood memories..
"Mum, I'm 13. Can I get my first bra?" "No, Iggy. We've discussed this!"
Dying to live, living to die.
BREAKING NEWS.
Law enforcement has arrested "Snap" of "Rice Crispy's" fame for murdering Crackle and Pop, then his wife and neighbors. They were shocked he became a cereal killer.
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The farmer replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
*A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top.*
*A young bull could not resist his temptations and wanted to mate a cow.* *Other bulls told him there was one veteran consultant bull amongst them that could help.* *The bull went to him and asked how to cross the wall to the cows.* *The consultant explained: "First of all.. stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60mph. Then jump at a 60° angle. Do what you want then come back the same way."* *The bull asked: "But what if I mess up with the calculations and lose my balls in the barbed wires?"* *The consultant said:" Then you become a consultant."*😅😁🤣
You don't get pork scratchings from a police officer and a cheese grater.
In other news, holding cells are unhygienic.
Dying to live, living to die.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit went to a blood bank.
"What blood type are you?" asked the nurse. "I think I may be a type O," replied the rabbit.
Dying to live, living to die.
Maths test.
If Lisa has 750 Facebook friends, then adds another 250 0ver the next day, what does she have?
Dying to live, living to die.
Bloke goes into a confessional. The priest says "Tell me your sin, my son."
Guy says "Father, yesterday I went to a casino in the West End and gambled all the money I had in the world." "And now you're regretting your foolishness?" "Oh no, father," said the man, "I won big. I won more money than I've ever dreamed of! And then I found myself in a top night club with a dozen hot porno actresses." "So, you are feeling guilty for frittering your ill-gotten gains on loose women of easy virtue?" "No, father," he said. "I had the time of my life. And then they took me to a hotel where they all fucked me in turn and all at once. I had bits of me in every orifice imaginable, and they gave me such incredible blowjobs, I'll be feeling them for weeks!" "Well," said the priest, "it all sounds most sinful. You'd better say twelve Hail Marys and two Our Fathers." "Oh, but I'm not Catholic, " said the man. "Then why are you telling me?" "Are you kidding, father? I'm telling everyone!" (May 11, 2021 at 3:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Maths test. i would have guessed: Chlamydia.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Iggy was considering retiring from his hobby as a flasher.
But he's decided to stick it out for a while longer.
Dying to live, living to die.
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