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December 30, 2021 at 3:52 am
It seems Putin is worried.
Biden's sanctions against Russia are so severe, Putin may need to lay off some Republicans.
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December 30, 2021 at 9:53 am
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us,” the mother said, “But what made you decide to be a minister?”
“Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.”
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December 30, 2021 at 8:46 pm
Why was Darth Vader always addressed as 'Lord Vader'?
Because every time he was addressed as 'master Vader', the Stormtroopers giggled.
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December 31, 2021 at 8:42 pm
The lesbian couple who live next door have started web-camming their most intimate moments.
I wonder how they’ll react when they find out…
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January 1, 2022 at 1:26 am
Satan, "And this is the lake of lava you'll be spending eternity in."
Me, "Magma."
Satan, "What?"
Me, "We're underground, so it's a lake of magma."
Satan, "You know that's why you're here, right?"
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January 1, 2022 at 4:43 am
(January 1, 2022 at 1:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Satan, "And this is the lake of lava you'll be spending eternity in."
Me, "Magma."
Satan, "What?"
Me, "We're underground, so it's a lake of magma."
Satan, "You know that's why you're here, right?"
I'm having a hard time not taking that one personally...
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January 2, 2022 at 5:07 am
I recently over-bought on art supplies. I'm now having an excess stencil crisis.
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January 2, 2022 at 7:59 am
Bats are now using the term, "Trumpshit crazy!"
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