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joke time
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(May 28, 2022 at 9:49 am)purplepurpose Wrote: America is fighting two wars - on terrorism and obesity.
Special luck - when you comes across a fat terrorist.

Y'all Qaeda or Meal Team Six, they are out there!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Went out on the town for the first time in ages last night.

But I was kicked out of the pub for doing karaoke.

I tried singing "Danger Zone" five times.

Apparently, I exceeded my Loggin attempts.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Texas cop after pulling over a motorist, "Do you know why I'm standing here, ma'am?"

"Because there's an active shooter at the elementary school?"

Not so much a joke as a statement on the cowardice of some who are supposed to "serve and protect" but stood by for an hour and let kids get murdered.

Fucking cowards!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(May 28, 2022 at 2:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Went out on the town for the first time in ages last night.

But I was kicked out of the pub for doing karaoke.

I tried singing "Danger Zone" five times.

Apparently, I exceeded my Loggin attempts.

Could you fucking not?!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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This is going to be an unpopular comment, but there is nothing that says the police have to charge into a hail of bullets, any more than firefighters have to approach a burning tanker to pull the driver out. In fact, quite the reverse. Blame the lunatic, not law enforcement. Now, there appears to have been a lot of fucking up by law enforcement that needs to be addressed.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(May 28, 2022 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 28, 2022 at 2:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Went out on the town for the first time in ages last night.

But I was kicked out of the pub for doing karaoke.

I tried singing "Danger Zone" five times.

Apparently, I exceeded my Loggin attempts.

Could you fucking not?!

Boru

That's my line.

I'm sure there's a copyright infringement there, somewhere.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I live in a small town called Kerikeri. Not only do we have our own cemetery, it’s also the most popular one in New Zealand.




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(May 28, 2022 at 3:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 28, 2022 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Could you fucking not?!

Boru

That's my line.

I'm sure there's a copyright infringement there, somewhere.

Infringe THIS!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(May 28, 2022 at 3:51 pm)Fireball Wrote: This is going to be an unpopular comment, but there is nothing that says the police have to charge into a hail of bullets, any more than firefighters have to approach a burning tanker to pull the driver out. In fact, quite the reverse. Blame the lunatic, not law enforcement. Now, there appears to have been a lot of fucking up by law enforcement that needs to be addressed.

I should move this conversation to another thread but, if what I read is correct, and I haven't read verification yet, an unarmed woman went into the school during the shooting, defying the cops, and got her kids out.

Yes, there's a lot to be addressed, but it is nice to think that those who have just been provided with millions of dollars of tactical gear, and did an active shooter drill only several months before, would take responsibility and NOT stand around while kids are murdered.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
(May 28, 2022 at 3:51 pm)Fireball Wrote: This is going to be an unpopular comment, but there is nothing that says the police have to charge into a hail of bullets, any more than firefighters have to approach a burning tanker to pull the driver out. In fact, quite the reverse. Blame the lunatic, not law enforcement. Now, there appears to have been a lot of fucking up by law enforcement that needs to be addressed.

Fuck that. I’m going to blame any armed professional who stands by and lets kids get butchered. Police are there to enforce the law, right? The last time I checked, it was against the law to mow down nineteen children with a hail of bullets.

Fuck those fucking coward cops. Fuck them with a rusty file.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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