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#6061
RE: joke time
July 27, 2022 at 3:32 am
Me: *napping on the couch*

Cat #1: 'I think he might be dead.'

Cats #2 thru #4: 'Let's walk on his face and check.'

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RE: joke time
July 27, 2022 at 12:28 pm
How many holy wafers do you have to eat before you've consumed a whole Jesus?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: joke time
July 27, 2022 at 12:30 pm
(July 27, 2022 at 12:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How many holy wafers do you have to eat before you've consumed a whole Jesus?

Do we assume that the whole Jesus is desiccated like the wafer?
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RE: joke time
July 27, 2022 at 12:43 pm
A woman is weaving a bit in traffic and gets pulled over. When he reaches the car, the cop sees that the woman is drinking something. 

‘What’s in the bottle, ma’am?’ he asks.

‘Jusht water, ossifer,’ the clearly inebriated woman answers and hands him the bottle.

The officer takes a sniff of the contents and says, ‘Ma’am, that’s not water. It smells like wine.’

‘Praise Jesus!’ shouts the woman. ‘He’s done it again!!’

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RE: joke time
July 27, 2022 at 6:07 pm
If communion wafers are the flesh of Christ, is there a Jesus-free option for vegans?

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RE: joke time
July 28, 2022 at 1:17 pm
I took my son out for his first pint. He didn’t like the Guinness I bought him, so I had it. Then, I bought him a Harp. He didn’t like it, so I had it. Same with the Murphy’s, the Smithwick’s and the Hard Cider.

By the time we got to the whiskey, I could hardly push the pram.

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August 1, 2022 at 5:26 pm
I hate waking up in the morning, after I've been drinking, and I have a hangover, an eyebrow shaved off, and a dick drawn on my face!

I wouldn't mind, but I was drinking alone, at home!

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RE: joke time
August 1, 2022 at 7:16 pm
Where does Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy go to work out?




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RE: joke time
August 2, 2022 at 3:05 am
(August 1, 2022 at 7:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Where does Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy go to work out?




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RE: joke time
August 2, 2022 at 6:21 am
(August 2, 2022 at 3:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 1, 2022 at 7:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Where does Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy go to work out?




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Jealous much?

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