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(September 14, 2023 at 5:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 14, 2023 at 3:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ That's no bull! Big Grin

Don't encourage him!

Pfft. Like I need encouragement.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Two antennas got married…the reception was amazing.

Boru
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any real interest in his paintings which had been on display for the previous few weeks.
‘I have good news and bad news,’ the owner replied. ‘The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 17 of your paintings.’

‘That’s wonderful, absolutely marvellous,’ the artist exclaimed. ‘What’s the bad news?’
‘The buyer was your doctor.’
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Trump was holding a rally when someone threw a beer at him.

It was a draft, so he dodged it easily...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Her: ‘What can I do to make you happy?’

Me: ‘Stop talking during Godzilla movies.’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?




Boru
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(September 18, 2023 at 7:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?




Boru


I'm embarrassed to say, it took me a few seconds...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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I started a band called ‘999 Megabytes’.

We still haven’t gotten a gig.

Boru
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I tried posting a joke online about Orion’s Belt, but it only got three stars.

Boru
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The Beastie Boys are releasing a five-part anthology. You can download Parts A through D for free, but you gotta fight for your right to Part E.

Boru
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