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joke time
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 (October 12, 2023 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I came home from work to find that my kids had been on eBay all day.’ Today I decided I didn't want kids. When I got home I gave the little bastards 24 hours to pack and get out.'
Dying to live, living to die.
Stolen from Legends of Tomorrow.
We put man on the moon in 1969. His crime must have been horrendous
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (October 13, 2023 at 3:20 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Stolen from Legends of Tomorrow. Stolen from Blackadder Goes Forth; "Do you have a girlfriend back home? "Skirt? No. When I joined up we were still fighting colonial wars. If you saw someone in a skirt you shot him and nicked his country!"
Dying to live, living to die.
'I've invented a thought-controlled air freshener.'
'That's ridiculous.' 'Well, it makes scents if you think about it.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
^groan
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (October 14, 2023 at 2:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ^groan Thank you - that’s the response I was hoping for! Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Dates are easy for me to find.
I just take a look at the calendar.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(October 14, 2023 at 2:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 14, 2023 at 2:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ^groan Happy to oblige. There are a lot of times I react that way but don't note it. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
I still remember my first day of school.
There was me, my best friend Cassie, and a little Abbo boy named Charlie. The teacher got us together and tried leading us in a rendition of "Old MacDonald".. "You go first, Rebecca," she said. So I said, "I"ll do chooks. 'With a chook-chook here, and a chook-chook there! Here a chook. There a chook. Everywhere a chook-chook!'" "Okay Cassie, your turn!" So Cassie said, "I'll do sheep. 'With a baa-baa here, and a baa-baa there. Here a baa, there a baa. Everywhere a baa-baa!'" "Very good Cassie. Your turn, Charlie!" "Can I do pigs?: "Of course you can. When you're ready." Charlie cleared his throat, "Okay, you black bastards. Get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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