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RE: joke time
October 15, 2023 at 5:44 pm
(October 15, 2023 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still remember my first day of school.
There was me, my best friend Cassie, and a little Abbo boy named Charlie.
The teacher got us together and tried leading us in a rendition of "Old MacDonald"..
"You go first, Rebecca," she said.
So I said, "I"ll do chooks. 'With a chook-chook here, and a chook-chook there! Here a chook. There a chook. Everywhere a chook-chook!'"
"Okay Cassie, your turn!"
So Cassie said, "I'll do sheep. 'With a baa-baa here, and a baa-baa there. Here a baa, there a baa. Everywhere a baa-baa!'"
"Very good Cassie. Your turn, Charlie!"
"Can I do pigs?:
"Of course you can. When you're ready."
Charlie cleared his throat, "Okay, you black bastards. Get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them!"
Having never seen the term before...is "Abbo" PC?
(Honest question.)
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RE: joke time
October 15, 2023 at 5:45 pm
(October 15, 2023 at 5:44 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (October 15, 2023 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still remember my first day of school.
There was me, my best friend Cassie, and a little Abbo boy named Charlie.
The teacher got us together and tried leading us in a rendition of "Old MacDonald"..
"You go first, Rebecca," she said.
So I said, "I"ll do chooks. 'With a chook-chook here, and a chook-chook there! Here a chook. There a chook. Everywhere a chook-chook!'"
"Okay Cassie, your turn!"
So Cassie said, "I'll do sheep. 'With a baa-baa here, and a baa-baa there. Here a baa, there a baa. Everywhere a baa-baa!'"
"Very good Cassie. Your turn, Charlie!"
"Can I do pigs?:
"Of course you can. When you're ready."
Charlie cleared his throat, "Okay, you black bastards. Get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them!"
Having never seen the term before...is "Abbo" PC?
(Honest question.)
Probsbly not.
But it's common Aussie slang.
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RE: joke time
October 15, 2023 at 5:57 pm
‘I have a pen that can write underwater.’
‘That’s impressive.’
‘It can write a lot of other words, too.’
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RE: joke time
October 16, 2023 at 7:21 pm
My book on clocks finally arrived.
It’s about time!
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RE: joke time
October 16, 2023 at 7:46 pm
(October 16, 2023 at 7:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My book on clocks finally arrived.
It’s about time!
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RE: joke time
October 20, 2023 at 3:16 pm
If you want to know the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining.
If the dog’s fur looks like it’s been rubbed the wrong way, it’s probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it’s probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
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RE: joke time
October 20, 2023 at 3:58 pm
A young widow is feeling especially lonely and posts a personal ad: 'I'm not asking for much. I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, won't chase other women, and is good in bed.'
A few days later, she answers her doorbell to find a quadruple amputee in a wheelchair on her stoop. 'I saw your ad,' he says, 'and I'd like you to consider me.'
Somewhat taken aback, the woman says, 'But...you've got no arms.'
'Well, that means I can't beat you, doesn't it?'
'But...but...you've also got no legs!'
'That makes it pretty hard to chase other women, wouldn't you agree?'
'I specified someone who was good in bed.'
The man smiles and says, 'How do you think I rang your doorbell?
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RE: joke time
October 20, 2023 at 6:25 pm
I bought a 12 year old scotch.
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RE: joke time
October 21, 2023 at 1:42 pm
If any of you believe in time travel, PM me last Tuesday.
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RE: joke time
October 21, 2023 at 1:46 pm
(October 21, 2023 at 1:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If any of you believe in time travel, PM me last Tuesday.
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Already did, tomorrow.
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