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joke time
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 (March 18, 2026 at 1:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The chief difference between New Zealand and Australia is that we shear our sheep and the Aussies don’t share their sheep with anyone. You know, this means war, right? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (March 23, 2026 at 9:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 18, 2026 at 1:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The chief difference between New Zealand and Australia is that we shear our sheep and the Aussies don’t share their sheep with anyone. The Great Sheep War Of 2026? Bring it, bitch!! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Father O'Driscoll was walking down a quiet country lane one afternoon when he heard a commotion from the other side of a wall.
Peering over, he sees a pair of leprechauns fighting. He jumps the wall and separates the two leprechauns. "For sure and begorrah!" The priest exclaims, "Now, why would two of the little people be fighting?" "Tell me, father, " says one of the leprechauns, "are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?" The priest is surprised, "Dwarf nuns? No, I don't rightly think there are!" The leprechaun takes a vicious kick at his companion, "see?", he yells. "I told you we was fucking a penguin!!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The 'f'.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
'Paddy, have ye talked to your children about drugs?'
'I have so, Mick.' 'How did it go?' 'The wee buggers didn't know where I could get any.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
An American woman tried to cut off her boyfriend's penis.
She slipped and cut his thigh instead. She's being charged with a misdaweiner. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What do you call a gay cab driver?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
April 25, 2026 at 1:16 pm
(This post was last modified: April 25, 2026 at 1:16 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A friend said she had been invited to a "Sex Party" and asked if I wanted to go?
"Hell, yes!" It's a little embarrassing to show up to a Gender Reveal Party dressed like a prostitute... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What do conservative women have that liberal women don’t?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Found elsewhere online: I don't usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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