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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Weird.
A funny looking insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded.
Must have been a jihadi long legs.
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:05 pm
I'm here all week, folks.
Sadly.
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:25 pm
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...with no penis.
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:32 pm
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Strong, full bodied, and just warm enough to stick my penis in.
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Well that heated up quickly.
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:34 pm
That's a good thing. I think.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:45 pm
Only just.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
October 12, 2014 at 5:46 pm
What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"
How can you tell which is the head nurse?
The one with the dirty knees.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
