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joke time
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 (November 7, 2014 at 9:09 am)Little lunch Wrote: Just found out my wife has multiple personality disorder. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have multiple personalities, And so do I. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I just saw a news story about an American cowboy who covered himself in butcher paper.
He was arrested for rustling. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
How many animals fit in a pair of pantyhose?
I set up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: joke time
November 19, 2014 at 10:15 pm
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2014 at 10:15 pm by The Valkyrie.)
An old couple has been known to have violent, verbally abusive, face to face fights their entire married life. Still they remain married.
One day, during a particular nasty fight the old man screams, "If I die first I'm going to dig my way out of my grave and come out and haunt you!" So, a couple of months later he drops dead suddenly. After the funeral, his widow is in the bar celebrating her great luck. The barman walks over and says, "Aren't you afraid he'll dig his way out of his grave and come back to haunt you?" "Let him dig," she laughs, "I buried the old bastard face down!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I'm not sure if this has been posted already, but:
Q: How many Satanists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Let darkness reign!  RE: joke time
November 21, 2014 at 2:15 am
(This post was last modified: November 21, 2014 at 2:18 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob?
I'll tell you over lunch. (November 8, 2014 at 3:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Roses are red, Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but not this one.  RE: joke time
November 26, 2014 at 9:41 am
(This post was last modified: November 26, 2014 at 9:41 am by Ben Davis.)
(November 21, 2014 at 2:15 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Roses are rose, Violets are violet, Why can't people, Get two simple fucking facts straight.
Sum ergo sum
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