Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
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August 1, 2014 at 5:33 pm
The dog had it going on.
But what is the difference in man or beast masturbating on AF? Is it morals and if so who's morals?  RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm
Is there a particular passage in the Bible that condemns masturbation?
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August 1, 2014 at 5:43 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2014 at 5:47 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 1, 2014 at 11:06 am)KUSA Wrote: Let me ask this just out of curiosity. Why can we watch animals blowing loads on this forum but we can't have a person doing the same?It's only a matter of time until that -is- on the forums(hell it may already be). We do have this "special place" you know......The separation between the content exists for many reasons - at least one of them legal. Even if the great Tiberius didn't have any moral compulsion one way or another - he would still have legal issues to consider. So there's one difference.
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August 1, 2014 at 6:08 pm
Yeah watching other animals blow loads is biology. Humans doing so is smut. Simple.
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August 1, 2014 at 6:38 pm
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August 1, 2014 at 7:02 pm
You know some people think that beasty masturbation is smut. I'll bet someone out there whacked their own meat looking at the monkey.
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August 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm
I doubt it. But I sure did sense the closeness of our ancestral connection .. more than with the dog.
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Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm
(August 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm)Rob_W75 Wrote: Is there a particular passage in the Bible that condemns masturbation? Yes actually. Onan spill his seed on the ground and god killed him for it. Its in Genesis.
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August 1, 2014 at 7:50 pm
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August 1, 2014 at 9:48 pm
(August 1, 2014 at 7:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:(August 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm)Rob_W75 Wrote: Is there a particular passage in the Bible that condemns masturbation? He actually killed him for not getting his dead brother's bitch pregnant. It had nothing specific to due with the spilled jizz it was disobedience to gawd. Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. Genesis 38:10 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so the LORD put him to death also. |
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