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Why knocking is so important.

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Why knocking is so important.
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 19, 2014 at 7:58 pm
Going by this thread I reckon the holy spirit is at least 150 proof.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 19, 2014 at 8:13 pm (This post was last modified: August 19, 2014 at 8:17 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 19, 2014 at 7:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The Holy Spirit is the proof of God.


It's proof of your departure from reality.


He was never there.
(August 19, 2014 at 7:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Going by this thread I reckon the holy spirit is at least 150 proof.


Judging by his recent mad hatter behavior and neurological dysfunction the holy Moonshine wasn't all ethanol.
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 19, 2014 at 11:46 pm
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The only difference between belief in God and belief in Santa Claus is that eventually people stop telling you Santa Claus is real.
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 20, 2014 at 3:33 am
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 20, 2014 at 3:42 am
oukoida Wrote:SPOILERS: Col. Sanders was a person, the documentation regarding him is reliable and objective and can be verified by a third party.

ROFLOL
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#306
RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 20, 2014 at 3:57 am
Drich Wrote:What better proof of God than God Himself?

That'd be fine proof, if you weren't constantly shifting the goalposts so you don't have to admit that no such proof exists. Dodgy
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 20, 2014 at 4:33 am
(August 20, 2014 at 3:42 am)Losty Wrote:
oukoida Wrote:SPOILERS: Col. Sanders was a person, the documentation regarding him is reliable and objective and can be verified by a third party.

ROFLOL
Whoops! Something tells me I fail US culture! Undecided
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 20, 2014 at 4:43 am
(August 20, 2014 at 4:33 am)oukoida Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 3:42 am)Losty Wrote: ROFLOL
Whoops! Something tells me I fail US culture! Undecided

No you did a perfect job! It was just the SPOILER part that cracked me up. That was meant to be sarcastic right?
Don't mind me your post was great!
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 20, 2014 at 4:56 am
Yes, yes, it was meant to be sarcastic :-P


(*relieved sigh*)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Why knocking is so important.
August 20, 2014 at 4:59 am
(August 20, 2014 at 4:33 am)oukoida Wrote: Whoops! Something tells me I fail US culture! Undecided

I thought it was an excellent example.

- God sends his son to feed people fishes and loaves; Sanders franchised to feed people chicken and biscuits.
- Jesus had twelve apostles; Sanders only needs 7 herbs and spices
- After death, Sanders is more successful than Jesus in the Middle East, North Africa and China despite Jesus' incredible head start.
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