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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Don't listen to the haters buddy. What can I do to keep you happy and making predictions?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
So you want another crusade against the muslims? Well round 12 fight!
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I want to say "Sorry" for my last post.
But it was just too much fun.

Responses off my notes over several pages:
Zenda- Unlike the Flood, which wiped out all the wicked, the departure is your sign that the 2nd Coming is ahead.
Like when the signal comes in a ball game that the last quarter has begun.

Robby Pants- I will be going to work like I do every day. Jesus said to "OCCUPY" until He returns.
Provision wise, I want to clean out most of my bank account and put it into "Prepper" food and real money. My kids (who are not ready) and others will need it.

JHC- the killings you find in Revelation are mostly done by men, plagues and animals.
The time ahead is called the "Wrath of the Lamb".
He came the first time as the sacrifice Lamb (He retains that name) but He is coming back as the "Lion of Judah".
He will tear the kingdoms of this world from the wicked who currently run it.
Try to not be among them when that facet of His nature is revealed.

Losty- I do not know what time of day during those 2 days of Rosh Hashanah the Rapture will be. The Hebrew day begins at sundown the day before and ends at sundown of the day. It will be on a regular day and after that day, you will still be here.

Kitch- you ask who goes. The dead in Christ goes. The children go. One group is innocent by reason of Redemption / the other is innocent by reason of being below the age of accountability. Everyone else I do not know.

Psycosis- Matt. 24:32 is often quoted as you have. When He said that, he was still walking as a man under the influence of the Holy Spirit. Scripture declares He set aside His divinity (did not operate in it).
Rest assured He operates in it now- otherwise He could not be omniscient.
God is all knowing.

Chad- good question. Apparently these beings had the ability to go in and out of our dimension. They saw the babes.
They saw something they never experienced- sex.
You tell me what happened.

As for me going to see a psychiatrist. Are you on drugs?
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(September 4, 2014 at 6:51 pm)professor Wrote: As for me going to see a psychiatrist. Are you on drugs?

Caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 4, 2014 at 1:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There are lots of crazy people around. At least he's just here giving us some laughs and not shooting up a school or something.


How do you know he is not going to?

I would put him in a padded cell and allow the key to be accidentally mangled.

(September 4, 2014 at 11:20 am)theophilus Wrote:
(September 4, 2014 at 8:37 am)Tonus Wrote: the implication is that they found Earth women to be attractive before they took human form.
I can think of one possible explanation. Angels were created with a desire to love God and have fellowship with him. Those that sinned and fell away from God because of sin were no longer able to fulfill this desire so they looked for a substitute. They were attracted to humans because we are made in God's image.


So god made angles who in turn looked upon god as if god is a bitch in a prison shower, but these angles are willing to settle for human women because human women are kind of like a inflatable sex doll version of god.

Did I miss anything?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 4, 2014 at 6:58 pm)Chuck Wrote: [I would put him in a padded cell and allow the key to be accidentally mangled.
C'mon. If your put every mean, crazy, racist fundy under lock and key, there wouldn't be enough room for the black kids who mouthed off to a cop.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Chuck, the word "Love" actually doesn't mean sex. Does that help?

Dawsonite, you reflect the position of the current administration or maybe a closet Muslim?
I try to follow my manufacture's handbook, which says to love (that's not -sex Chuckie)
even my enemies - talk about a rough row to hoe.....
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 4, 2014 at 7:09 pm)professor Wrote: Chuck, the word "Love" actually doesn't mean sex. Does that help?

Dawsonite, you reflect the position of the current administration or maybe a closet Muslim?
I try to follow my manufacture's handbook, which says to love (that's not -sex Chuckie)
even my enemies - talk about a rough row to hoe.....

I don't even have any enemies....seems like religious people love to make enemies.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Quote:Chad- good question. Apparently these beings had the ability to go in and out of our dimension. They saw the babes.
They saw something they never experienced- sex.
You tell me what happened.

Given that biblical law only has a problem with raping women who aren't betrothed or married, having sex with these women may or may not have been bad in Yahweh's eyes. The question is, how could they have children with these women? Why would the children be so evil that nothing could be done except kill them all? Surely even the fallen angels weren't completely bad, since not much time had passed since they were kicked out of heaven. They wouldn't be much worse than Adam and Eve.

We really aren't given much information. The idea that they were angel/human hybrids seems more of an excuse than a legitimate reason for genocide. Besides, if any society is so corrupt that Yahweh can't figure out how to improve it without erasing it, he has failed. The flood was him admitting he had failed in his task, and even that didn't really solve the main problem.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 4, 2014 at 5:51 pm)professor Wrote: Yikes, I come back here after saying good night and working today, and there are another 6 or 7 pages of abuse I have to wade through. I'll get to them
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But I don't think it's fair to lay the whole blame on me for this fiasco.

Creaming your pants over some seventy replies which you deliberately provoked is a fiasco now? You do yourself a disservice, o ye of the highly ironic name and overly inflated opinion of your own importance.

Oh, and if you think people ridiculing ridiculous comments is abuse, I recommend you never leave your basement lest you explode.

(September 4, 2014 at 5:51 pm)professor Wrote: You guys demanded a date from me (well, Minimalist did) and I got sucked in.
A moment of myopic weakness hit me and I blurted out my first post.

Yeah, you just happened to blurt out 897 words (I counted).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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