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RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up.
September 19, 2014 at 10:32 am
So I guess the jig really is up and I have to admit that I don't really not believe in God, I do and I'm just mad at him for murdering half my family with cancer and I want to live in sin! You've got me, God!
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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September 19, 2014 at 10:46 am
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(September 19, 2014 at 6:55 am)Brian37 Wrote: Magic underwear works Mormons, you got us.
The jig is up atheists, all those claims are true, because people have reasons and tradition and popularity. How dare we question ancient myth.
Can mormon's really claim ancient myth? Really???
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184 years is not ancient. That's not even two centuries. That's, like, eight generations ago.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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September 19, 2014 at 11:01 am
(September 19, 2014 at 10:46 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: (September 19, 2014 at 6:55 am)Brian37 Wrote: Magic underwear works Mormons, you got us.
The jig is up atheists, all those claims are true, because people have reasons and tradition and popularity. How dare we question ancient myth.
Can mormon's really claim ancient myth? Really???
184 years is not ancient. That's not even two centuries. That's, like, eight generations ago.
It is a spinnoff of Christianity you know that. I don't care if someone starts a new version of Christianity and incorporates Kilingons into it, it would still be a fucking bullshit claim.
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September 19, 2014 at 11:30 am
And in those 184 years, over 100 schisms.
OVER 100 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 19, 2014 at 12:02 pm
Hey, I just checked my Atheist Bible and there's no mention about not having sex with pelicans. I'm off to the zoo. Brb.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 19, 2014 at 12:04 pm
(September 19, 2014 at 12:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Hey, I just checked my Atheist Bible and there's no mention about not having sex with pelicans. I'm off to the zoo. Brb.
Waaay ahead of you man. Ask for Linda, she can hold two two whole fish in her beak.
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September 19, 2014 at 12:15 pm
(September 19, 2014 at 12:04 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (September 19, 2014 at 12:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Hey, I just checked my Atheist Bible and there's no mention about not having sex with pelicans. I'm off to the zoo. Brb.
Waaay ahead of you man. Ask for Linda, she can hold two two whole fish in her beak.
Pelicans? Pfft. You guys are so old fashioned. Ask for the boobies (the bird).
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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September 19, 2014 at 12:17 pm
I really really want there to be an atheist Bible. The first line: I hereby reject the claims of the existence of a god or gods. Followed by whatever the fuck you want, like construction paper activities and a few mazes. Maybe a crossword and a seduko.
Instructions for reciting the Three Pillars of Atheism.
1. I reject the claims of god or gods.
2. My favorite color is ______.
3. Killing people is ______.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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September 19, 2014 at 12:18 pm
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RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up.
September 19, 2014 at 12:46 pm
(September 19, 2014 at 12:17 pm)Exian Wrote: I really really want there to be an atheist Bible. The first line: I hereby reject the claims of the existence of a god or gods. Followed by whatever the fuck you want, like construction paper activities and a few mazes. Maybe a crossword and a seduko.
Instructions for reciting the Three Pillars of Atheism.
1. I reject the claims of god or gods.
2. My favorite color is ______.
3. Killing people is ______.
Who the fuck should want an "atheist bible"? But that does not mean you don't throw away bad claims. Otherwise Thor does make lightening.
Humans make up gods, and to think there is a need to cling to them as reality when evolutionary biology proves that human perceptions are notoriously flawed, is absurd.
We simply have better tools to find answers now than to fill in the gaps with any god claim.
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