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Believers got us dead to rights, give up.
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Fr00dy, this is the wrong thread for posting selfies.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 19, 2014 at 12:17 pm)Exian Wrote: I really really want there to be an atheist Bible. The first line: I hereby reject the claims of the existence of a god or gods. Followed by whatever the fuck you want, like construction paper activities and a few mazes. Maybe a crossword and a seduko. My atheist Bible that I'd pass out to the newbies would have that phrase and coupons to all manner of sinful activities. 
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. |
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