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Blasphemy Day
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Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 11:19 am
Happy Blasphemy Day, everybody!
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 11:30 am
Each Christian church is beset by 39,999 other blaspheming congregations every day.
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 11:54 am
Every day is blasphemy day.
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 11:55 am
Said our God buggerer


ROFLOL
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 12:30 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYnGt0_Dtw

This should be the anthem. It's the "Can Can" made out of Italian blasphemous utterances. You don't really have that kind of thing in English, do you?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 1:22 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 1:23 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(September 30, 2014 at 11:54 am)Minimalist Wrote: Every day is blasphemy day.

Damn straight.

But, maybe one day can be even more evilly blasphemous than the other days....a more.....ill-tempered day.

A day whereupon, we may all receive the BJ from a Jesus statue. At least in spirit if not in Instagram or Faceboink.
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Please Mr. Christ, sir, may I please kiss your divine and sacred taint ??
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 1:59 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 2:10 pm by DramaQueen.)
In Libya Muslims always use this insult: "Ya 'an dín rabbyk " which probably means O he (my lord) curses the religion of thy lord.

the equivalent in standard Arabic is probably yal'anu dína rabbika but this doesn't sound like an insult

By the way I've never used this insult
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Blasphemy day?

Nah, that's every day.

Today is the Day of Dredd.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Blasphemy Day
September 30, 2014 at 7:35 pm
I figured everyone here would be blaspheming in this thread all day.

Too obvious ?

Or everyone else is too busy shitting on Christ's crucifixion wounds ???
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