Real God

[JesusHChrist]

I am really really sorry for not posting often. I was away on Church duties for a while and only came back. My pastor is a very intelligent person and has recommended that I come here often to pass the message of Jesus Christ as the end times may be near.

I will post more often from now onwards, promise.

Lol

Good one!

[vorlon13]

End times may be near ???


So is that a definite yes, they are nigh ?? Or perhaps not that definite ?? Later, but not too much later ?? Soonish ??


Or deliberately vague so the pastor doesn't have all the flock cashing in their annuities and blowing it on wine, women and song, and thereby impacting (adversely) the collection plate ??

[Christian]

End times may be near ???


So is that a definite yes, they are nigh ?? Or perhaps not that definite ?? Later, but not too much later ?? Soonish ??


Or deliberately vague so the pastor doesn't have all the flock cashing in their annuities and blowing it on wine, women and song, and thereby impacting (adversely) the collection plate ??

Read Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32.
And then the triad of blood moons is just too much evidence to be a coincidence.

[Surgenator]

End times may be near ???


So is that a definite yes, they are nigh ?? Or perhaps not that definite ?? Later, but not too much later ?? Soonish ??


Or deliberately vague so the pastor doesn't have all the flock cashing in their annuities and blowing it on wine, women and song, and thereby impacting (adversely) the collection plate ??

Read Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32.
And then the triad of blood moons is just too much evidence to be a coincidence.

Your verses are about how noone can predict when Jesus will return, and your evidence is a very predictable phenomena, "blood" moons. Thats some splendid reasoning.

[vorlon13]

Crap.

Another fucking apostate here to defend Christianity.

[Minimalist]

I will post more often from now onwards, promise.

That sounds like a threat. Mods? Ban Hammer all oiled and ready?

[Jenny A]

I am really really sorry for not posting often. I was away on Church duties for a while and only came back. My pastor is a very intelligent person and has recommended that I come here often to pass the message of Jesus Christ as the end times may be near.

I will post more often from now onwards, promise.

It's polite to keep track of threads you OP. But, um, don't put yourself out on the message passing obligations. This isn't exactly fertile ground.

[Christian]

I will post more often from now onwards, promise.

That sounds like a threat. Mods? Ban Hammer all oiled and ready?

Why am I being banned for being polite?

[Exian]

What a nice guy your pastor must be to throw you to the wolves all by your lonesome. I suggest you invite your pastor to make a account.

[Minimalist]

Honestly, sonny. I'm guessing you are just a troll. No one could come across as poorly as you are doing by accident.