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 (October 21, 2014 at 10:59 pm)Exian Wrote: What a nice guy your pastor must be to throw you to the wolves all by your lonesome. I suggest you invite your pastor to make a account. My Pastor is a very busy man with all his preaching and workshop duties, not to mention his sermons overseas. I will extend an invitation to him but I don't think he will agree as he is a very busy man. I trust him.  RE: Real God
October 21, 2014 at 11:03 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 11:04 pm by Minimalist.)
Yeah....the Ayatollahs get others to blow themselves up for allah....but the fuckers are always "too busy" to do it themselves.
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October 21, 2014 at 11:20 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 11:20 pm by Cyberman.)
(October 21, 2014 at 10:56 pm)Christian Wrote: Why am I being banned for being polite? You're not; it was a joke. Min is not on Staff and doesn't have that button. Power down your martyr chip.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(October 21, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Christian Wrote: My Pastor is a very busy man with all his preaching and workshop duties, not to mention his sermons overseas. I will extend an invitation to him but I don't think he will agree as he is a very busy man. I trust him. So just like your Jesus and your other gods, we have to rely on intermediaries to talk to. Why am I sensing a pattern here..?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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October 21, 2014 at 11:22 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 11:22 pm by Chad32.)
Min might make a mean mod.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
I am part of them. Don't do anything warranting a ban and you'll be fine with the Staff. The member base, however - well, that's another story...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Minimalist Sir, I never wronged you. What do you hate me so much?
Laddie, ask some of the older jesus freaks about that.
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