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My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:24 pm
I am so upset. My psycho mom likes to be in the room all the time spying on me and hovering over me while I am watching TV. And when I ask about what she is doing she gets all upset and says I am bothering and harassing her. Um your the one spying on me and following me into the room just because I am watching TV. Then she starts making dinner at a really weird time in the afternoon and when I asked why are you making dinner soo early, she says leave me alone and mumbles something I cant hear, Then I say what did you say I want to know what you said! She says I said leave me alone! And runs over and steals the remote away from me and hides it, saying you know what you don't get any TV anymore!! I don't even want you watching TV in the first place!! Well that just proves you are spying on me, This is without ANY warning!! And this is the next day and it is STILL gone!
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:30 pm
Next time, at the last second switch the remote our for a big slobbery dildo, so when your mom goes to snatch the remote you can say "Ha! Now you're holding a slobbery dildo you stupid cunt!" And then when she looks down at it she'll see the message you wrote on it "I think you're ugly- Love Ashley"
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:36 pm
7/10 still doesn't beat the fancy drink. Try again. Also, I liked the names Ashley better why change to Andrea? Come back again as Ashley and give me something that beats the fancy drink. I want to be entertained. I will rep you for life if you beat the fancy drink post.
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Fidel was that you? Too fast, I wanted more funny *weeps*
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:39 pm
Gosh, I wish I was fourteen again ... ahh, the memories.
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:40 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 6:42 pm by Lucanus.)
Good old Ashley,
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: My psycho mom that likes to spy on me just took away my TV without ANY warning!
October 21, 2014 at 6:44 pm
Yeah, this one was pathetic.
But when you have the fancy drink to top, troll life ain't easy.