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Avoid Halloween!
#11
RE: Avoid Halloween!
(October 23, 2014 at 10:33 pm)Cato Wrote: Wouldn't your time be better spent burning Harry Potter books?

Jesus Tits!

Actually, if Jesus was the perfect son of god, did he have nipples?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
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And those creepy weird microscopic crab parasite thingies in his eyelash pores ???


(really, they are gross too)
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#13
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Actually my confused brother November 1 (Samhain) is the pagan holiday. 'The church' adopted nov 1 as all saints day October 31 as All Saints Eve or All Hallows'/holy eve, leave it to the gay-licks to mush mouth that into Halloween. Nov 2 as All Souls' Day Why? Because Samhain was celebrated from sundown on October 31 to sundown on nov 1. Like the jews they counted evening as the beginning of a new day, and leave it upto the church to assimilate that into its practices as a way to appease these new converts...

In truth December 25 is more of a pagan holiday than Halloween.

But as christians move away from those desisions the church made to assimilate all of these pagan cultures, we forget our roots and begin to judge appearances rather than look any deeper than the surface.
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#14
RE: Avoid Halloween!
(October 23, 2014 at 9:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Halloween has strong roots in paganism and is closely connected with worship of the Enemy of this world, Satan. It is a holiday that generally glorifies the dark things of this world, rather than the light of Jesus Christ, The Truth.

Have you noticed how costumes and masks are getting generally more bloody, gory, and depraved each year? Those are signs of end times - that Satan's grasp is getting stronger each year.

So does Christmas. Christmas stole lots of traditions from all kinds of pagan beliefs.
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So all true christians should stop celebrating christmas.
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#15
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Oh, great so now what am I going to do for a topical December thread?Angry
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#16
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Go Druid for a day, duh.
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#17
RE: Avoid Halloween!
(October 23, 2014 at 9:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Halloween has strong roots in paganism and is closely connected with worship of the Enemy of this world, Satan. It is a holiday that generally glorifies the dark things of this world, rather than the light of Jesus Christ, The Truth.

Have you noticed how costumes and masks are getting generally more bloody, gory, and depraved each year? Those are signs of end times - that Satan's grasp is getting stronger each year.

Do you have evidence of Satan's existence? The answer better not include seek and yea shall find.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#18
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The more bloody and gory the better, its only fun, get a life.
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#19
RE: Avoid Halloween!
(October 23, 2014 at 9:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Halloween has strong roots in paganism and is closely connected with worship of the Enemy of this world, Satan. It is a holiday that generally glorifies the dark things of this world, rather than the light of Jesus Christ, The Truth.

Have you noticed how costumes and masks are getting generally more bloody, gory, and depraved each year? Those are signs of end times - that Satan's grasp is getting stronger each year.

You appear to be clinically insane or retarded, I'm not sure which.
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#20
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I think its pretty safe to say he is a troll now. The amount of threads he's started in the last 12 or so hours.
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