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Are you going to hell...
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 2:46 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2016 at 2:47 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(February 2, 2016 at 2:05 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Calm down, everyone. I don't think anyone need worry about hell until we deal with the Darkness.

I wouldn't worry about those incredibly high pitched bastards either:

https://youtu.be/RZtcz4WVBGg

Go to 1 minutes 33 seconds in if you wanna hear a horribly high pitched chorus.

I think it's only our ears that has to worry about them really.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 3:00 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2016 at 3:02 am by WinterHold.)
It's not a yes or no question, you should've added "IDK" to the poll.
I don't know if God would accept me or not.
Only God can tell. And we can only find out after we die.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 3:05 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2016 at 3:06 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Or not find out. That's probably what will happen. If I'm right I'll never find out I'm right because there will be no me left to find out. Same with everyone else who dies.
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February 3, 2016 at 5:17 am
Yep. We're all going to hell.

Given there are infinite number of possible religions and only a finite number are followed today, the probability anyone is in the right religion is zero.

See you in hell, boys.

Oh... unless the whole thing is a load of nonsense of course. In which case we'll be fine.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 7:08 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2016 at 7:08 am by Mudhammam.)
Under the assumption that hell is a real "place," how the hell am I supposed to know whether or not the highway I'm on leads there?
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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February 3, 2016 at 7:29 am
You think they'd have put up some damn road signs by now.

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February 3, 2016 at 8:28 am
Yes, I am going to hell, I'm working in Liverpool next week.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 2:22 pm
(February 2, 2016 at 10:49 am)Drich Wrote:
(February 2, 2016 at 6:37 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Meh, there are no ways. According to Christians, you can ask for forgiveness right on your deathbed for every bad thing you ever did, and BOOM! To heaven you go.

According to reality, there are no such places as heaven or hell.

so.. God of the universe can be fooled into accepting sin loving people, because of a loop hole you think you found?

Ask any Catholic what Confession is.
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February 3, 2016 at 2:24 pm
If hell is real, then I want to go there. All the naughty women will be there. Besides, once you get used to the pain, does it really matter?
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RE: Are you going to hell...
February 3, 2016 at 8:26 pm
(February 3, 2016 at 8:28 am)Mancunian Wrote: Yes, I am going to hell, I'm working in Liverpool next week.

Reminds me of the time I tried chatting up this girl in the pub, and I tried the line "Your dad must have been a thief."

"Oh yes?" she giggled, "Because he stole me from heaven, I suppose."

I said "No, you're a Scouser."
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