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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Everyone Listen!
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I'm sure it's something like that.
Sperm? (That's not necessarily an offer; mainly musing. Though in the other hand...)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Wasted space?
Potential offer accepted? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (October 29, 2014 at 5:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm sure it's something like that. Don't grip it too tightly in that other hand, you don't want to shoot off a bunch of sperm threads early. 
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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They'll come later.
Now I have to figure out a way to send bodily DNA via email, after that last FedEx disaster.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (October 29, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: They'll come later. If seminal fluid is ever transmittable by email, I'm going back to wig-wag flags and smoke signals. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 5:50 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 5:51 pm by Christian.)
The (sad) fact about my life is that I have no friends. My biological father passed away when I still unborn. As a child, I was horribly beaten and abused by my step-father to the point where I was locked away in a room for days with no food and water. I used to be very timid when in school and was constantly bullied by my peers. I found solace with my pastor who took me in and introduced me to Lord Jesus Christ. During my college years, I shared a flat with someone who is an atheist but became my best friend. Till then, I never knew that atheists could be that nice. My friend introduced me to this forum (and other forums), but this one stuck due to the nice members here.
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You just seem to be overdoing it in a way that resembles a troll or a poe. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference, but try to tone it down a little.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  |
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