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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise

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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 4:51 pm
(November 2, 2014 at 1:26 am)fr0d0 Wrote:
(November 2, 2014 at 1:12 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Autoerotic asphyxiation.

I said I'd be gentle!

Bad h0bbit. No reach around for you.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 5:11 pm (This post was last modified: November 2, 2014 at 5:12 pm by Mudhammam.)
Unless I unluckily befall some tragic accident, considering my family history and the population at large, and my occasional hypochondriacal paranoia, I'm putting money on heart failure.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Car crash for sure. Mericans drive like shite.
Hold fast to dreams,
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird,
That cannot fly.”
― Langston Hughes
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 9:43 am (This post was last modified: November 3, 2014 at 9:44 am by Violet.)
Slipping on a previous victim's pooled blood as I dart to the next target, so... suicide, technically.

Running with scissors... it will be a bad call someday.
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 11:48 am
(November 1, 2014 at 8:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Shot by your pretty young thing's jealous spouse ?

Damn near nailed it:

Age 103, shot in the back by a jealous teenage husband.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 3:06 pm
And it took the lad 3 shots to get synchronized with your thrusting . . . .


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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 3:20 pm
An unfortunate experimental death ray accident.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 3:48 pm
(November 3, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: An unfortunate experimental death ray accident.

or a popular liquid diet product, rubber bands, and an irrational particle accelerator


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