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So you when to hell now what.
#31
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 1:40 pm)Losty Wrote: </3 you when to hell Panic *Losty weeps

(November 21, 2014 at 2:58 am)Godschild Wrote: No one eats in hell nor do they drink.

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Wrong. People eat and drink the finest things while on break from the orgy and the other fun shit we do. All the fun people go to hell ya know and some of us are great cooks Wink

We get devils food cake i don't care for angel food cake.
Also its faster and easier to bake fry stuff in hell than in heaven.
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#32
RE: So you when to hell now what.
Oh there will be orgies. Orgies that last for decades. People will be walking around in a sexed up stupor. Completely forgot their own names. Plastered in goofy grins.
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#33
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 1:46 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Wait, no one told me about the orgies.

yeah orgies because you know dirty thoughts in heaven will have people fall down into hell and they are like they are like what doing here then there is orgy and then they forget about it.

ROFLOL were making hell sound like a much better place to go now
in the end. well on one in of being a pastafarian in after life you get beer
and a stripper factory but hell is amazing.
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#34
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Losty Wrote: Oh there will be orgies. Orgies that last for decades. People will be walking around in a sexed up stupor. Completely forgot their own names. Plastered in goofy grins.

Pretty much the way I feel after sex nowadays, then ... if 3 minutes counts as "decades"?

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#35
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 2:58 am)Godschild Wrote: No one eats in hell nor do they drink.

GC

Tell us what you know about hell ... and more importantly, tell us how you know it.

The Bible where else, hell is a place of torment and by reasonable thought no pleasure will be allowed. Simple really.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#36
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Tell us what you know about hell ... and more importantly, tell us how you know it.

The Bible where else, hell is a place of torment and by reasonable thought no pleasure will be allowed. Simple really.

GC

But hell is a separation of god also why would someone in life get punished for doing good but not believing in god. sure he can go to hell but doesn't need to be punished for anything.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Tell us what you know about hell ... and more importantly, tell us how you know it.

The Bible where else, hell is a place of torment and by reasonable thought no pleasure will be allowed. Simple really.

GC

Hell is a lake of fire where non believers are sent to burn for eternity and by reasonable thought does not exist. Simple really.
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#38
RE: So you when to hell now what.
If it's an eternity of torture, I would assume that my mind would eventually become so shattered that I'd be incapable of struggling and screaming anymore.

If it's just an eternity of separation from Yahweh, life would be much like it is on earth.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#39
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Chad32 Wrote: If it's an eternity of torture, I would assume that my mind would eventually become so shattered that I'd be incapable of struggling and screaming anymore.

If it's just an eternity of separation from Yahweh, life would be much like it is on earth.

I don't accept being tortured forever because that is a punishment that is too illogical but yes living a immortal life without god now that would be fair.
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#40
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Tell us what you know about hell ... and more importantly, tell us how you know it.

The Bible where else, hell is a place of torment and by reasonable thought no pleasure will be allowed. Simple really.

GC

So when asked how you could know that there is no drinking and eating in this mythical hell place, your answer is basically circular reasoning and 'because I just know!'

How convincing.
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