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The End of the World
RE: The End of the World
Hmm...if I had an option for after life it would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: The End of the World
(December 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Losty Wrote: Hmm...if I had an option for after life I would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.

View their faces? Watch out for their feces after they shit themselves.
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RE: The End of the World
Almost anyone on this board would be a better God.

I would be a good god because I actually care about people, not pissing around with them for my own amusement and having people make daft excuses for me.
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RE: The End of the World
(December 3, 2014 at 7:01 pm)robvalue Wrote: Almost anyone on this board would be a better God.

It's not difficult.

"Have you ever deliberately harmed another living being?"

No: Come on in
Yes: Express elevator to hell - going down!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The End of the World
So...we go to hell for drowning spiders in Lysol? Damned again. This sucks. I want a new god.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: The End of the World
(December 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm)Losty Wrote: So...we go to hell for drowning spiders in Lysol? Damned again. This sucks. I want a new god.

[Image: bug.jpg]

I make an exception for bugs, bacteria, viruses, etc.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The End of the World
(December 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Losty Wrote: Hmm...if I had an option for after life it would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.

Do... ummm... do you want to come live with me in the end? Skunk

We can look at theist faces together... forever. If you want to... Blush

(December 3, 2014 at 7:01 pm)robvalue Wrote: Almost anyone on this board would be a better God.

I would be a good god because I actually care about people, not pissing around with them for my own amusement and having people make daft excuses for me.

I'd make a better god, because I play around with them for my own amusement, and don't care about any of my toys.

After all, I have so many.

(December 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm)Losty Wrote: So...we go to hell for drowning spiders in Lysol? Damned again. This sucks. I want a new god.

There are no spiders in Roppongi~ Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: The End of the World
You'd have to work real hard to be a worse God. Like, take courses first.
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RE: The End of the World
(December 3, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Alice Wrote:
(December 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Losty Wrote: Hmm...if I had an option for after life it would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.

Do... ummm... do you want to come live with me in the end? Skunk

We can look at theist faces together... forever. If you want to... Blush

Blush yes. Yes. YES!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: The End of the World
(December 3, 2014 at 7:14 pm)robvalue Wrote: You'd have to work real hard to be a worse God. Like, take courses first.

He's juvenile... a kid. KILL ALL THE THINGS? What an utter void of creativity... gives you toys free will, and then says NO NO, I DON'T LIKE IT!

Pitiful. I do not need to take patheticness courses.

(December 3, 2014 at 7:33 pm)Losty Wrote: Blush yes. Yes. YES!

Besides... free will can be such a... lovely thing. Sleepy
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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