Damned Christians

[vorlon13]

anything more than a mouthful is a waste anyhow . . .

[Fake Messiah]

I just saw on Patheos that Kevin Sorbo is playing atheist in some upcoming xtian movie and in it he wrote a book

Seems like Kevin aborted his brain.

[Minimalist]

Fucking jesus brings out the best in his followers!

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/drunk-mo...le-verses/

‘Drunk’ mother slammed daughter into wall repeatedly after she incorrectly read Bible verses: report

A Middletown, Pennsylvania girl under the age of 13 was beaten by her mother and kicked out of her home after her mother told her that she incorrectly recited Bible verses.

Police announced Thursday that they are filing aggravated assault against a child, strangulation and terroristic threats against Rhonda Kemp Shoffner, 41, PennLive reported.

[Fake Messiah]

Photographer captures praying polar bear in front of cross



Jessica Andrews says she was captivated by the bear’s movements as it stood up and put a paw on the cross, then squatted down and looked up in apparent reverence as if in prayer.

Andrews says she didn’t notice it until she was going through the photos, exclaiming, “Holy crap, he’s praying!’”

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017...dland.html

Too bad the polar bear is an animal and will not be saved.

[vorlon13]

um . .  .

the bear is NOT a son of Adam and additionally, it has no immortal soul, Jesus did not and could not die for the bear's salvation therefore for the purveyors of the picture to purport anything 'religious' is going on in the picture is CLEARLY an

ABOMINATION.

[Fake Messiah]

um . .  .

the bear is NOT a son of Adam and additionally, it has no immortal soul, Jesus did not and could not die for the bear's salvation therefore for the purveyors of the picture to purport anything 'religious' is going on in the picture is CLEARLY an

ABOMINATION.

Yeah why wouldn't cats participate in holy communion and eat the wafer?
The reason why churches will never open their doors to animals is the same why McDonald's wont it's because they don't pay.

[vorlon13]

and they didn't show you the picture of the polar bear spritzing the cross as he left . . .

[Minimalist]

“Holy crap, he’s praying!’”

Would someone kindly tell that stupid fuck that the bear is not praying, he's drowning.

[Amarok]

Photographer captures praying polar bear in front of cross



Jessica Andrews says she was captivated by the bear’s movements as it stood up and put a paw on the cross, then squatted down and looked up in apparent reverence as if in prayer.

Andrews says she didn’t notice it until she was going through the photos, exclaiming, “Holy crap, he’s praying!’”

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017...dland.html

Too bad the polar bear is an animal and will not be saved.

Really it looks more like the bear is thinking

What the fuck is this ugly thing doing on my tundra. Dumbass humans

[Minimalist]

Crooks for Christ.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/michigan...d-charges/

Michigan pastor who used faith to trick people out of millions of dollars faces fraud charges

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission announced on Thursday it is pursuing fraud charges against a pastor based in Flint, Michigan who stands accused of exploiting members of the church, retirees, and auto-workers who have been laid off.
According to a statement released by SEC, 59-year-old Pastor Larry Holley used faith-based rhetoric to mislead individuals into investing in what they thought was a “successful” real estate business. Holley’s assets have been frozen along with the fraud charges.
Holley allegedly told individuals he had targeted for investments that he prayed for their children, and claimed to be more trustworthy with their money than a “banker.”

Fools and their money are soon parted.