Damned Christians

[The Valkyrie]

Bitches should read their bible.

It says Man shall not lie with a man as he does with women.

Men.  Not women.

The lezbots are perfectly okay according to their myths.

I should be OK, then.  I tell different lies to men than I do to women.

Boru

Really?

I use the same lie. “No. You’ll be perfectly safe.”

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I should be OK, then.  I tell different lies to men than I do to women.

Boru

Really?

I use the same lie.  “No.  You’ll be perfectly safe.”

Lie I've told to men: 'I'll have that ready for you next week.'

Lie I've told to women: 'It's ok - I've had a vasectomy, so technically, you'll still be a virgin.'

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

Really?

I use the same lie.  “No.  You’ll be perfectly safe.”

Lie I've told to men: 'I'll have that ready for you next week.'

Lie I've told to women: 'It's ok - I've had a vasectomy, so technically, you'll still be a virgin.'

Boru

So, since I’ve been fixed, I’m technically a perpetual virgin?

[Fake Messiah]

Hallmark Channel decided to fight back against Christian bigotry and reverses decision to pull ads featuring same-sex couple because they want to help all people in connecting with each other

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/47467...ex-couples

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Do people actually watch the Hallshmarm channel?

[Mister Agenda]

In my estimation, it's mostly watched by bored homemakers and gay men.

[The Valkyrie]

In my estimation, it's mostly watched by bored homemakers and gay men.

Or bored gay homemaking men.

[Fake Messiah]

What?! Later Day Saints are also just a money scam?!!

Whistleblower alleges that over two decades, the Mormon church has amassed $100 billion in charitable donations and not distributed them.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investiga...story.html

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Church beats up their pastor after he bought a range rover. Demand their tithe refund

A church congregation tired of sowing seeds and not being able to harvest anything have unleashed their wrath on their pastor who came to the church in a new range rover.

The Ghanian pastor is said to have continuously asked his church congregation to give out tithe to receive more blessings. The church gave all they could but as days went by, their blessings showed no signs of knocking on their doors.

The young pastor was nabbed while entering a government building compound with his wife seated at the passenger’s seat. The youth of his church pounced on the preacher and his wife and gave them a thorough beating.

[Fake Messiah]

Gay Jesus Netflix Special Creators Suffer Molotov Cocktail Attack

The Rio de Janeiro H.Q. of Porta dos Fundos, the Brazilian comedy troupe behind the Netflix gay Jesus Christmas Special sparking outrage in Brazil, was hit by a Molotov cocktail attack in the early hours of Dec. 24.

Two petrol bombs were thrown at the building. causing a fire, which was put out by one of the office’s security guards, according to one report,.

No one was hurt in the attack which, however, “endangered several innocent lives in the company and on the street,” Porta dos Fundos said in a press statement. Porta dos Fundos has given security cam footage of the attack to authorities.

https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/gay-jes...203451906/

They should have made a racist Jesus, like Mel Gibson did, and Christians would have been happy with it.