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Non-Evolutionists?
#11
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
I don't know any, but as has been said, atheists can be just as wrong as anyone else.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#12
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Nope. Evolution makes more sense to me than dirt golem and rib wife having babies, then having sex with their offspring while their offspring have sex with each other.
And who the hell was Cain fucking?

I have only heard two theories. Evolution and goddidit.
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#13
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 9:45 pm)IATIA Wrote: And who the hell was Cain fucking?
His web-toed cousin.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#14
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 9:45 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(December 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Nope. Evolution makes more sense to me than dirt golem and rib wife having babies, then having sex with their offspring while their offspring have sex with each other.
And who the hell was Cain fucking?

I have only heard two theories. Evolution and goddidit.

They were the other people god created but didn't bother telling people about.

Then again, if god did indeed create the garden of Eden 6,000 years ago in the Middle East then Cain likely married into the Sumerian civilization. People who were already there . . .

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#15
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 9:45 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(December 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Nope. Evolution makes more sense to me than dirt golem and rib wife having babies, then having sex with their offspring while their offspring have sex with each other.
And who the hell was Cain fucking?

I have only heard two theories. Evolution and goddidit.

There were other Adams and eves not really explained in Genesis.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#16
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Beccs Wrote: Then again, if god did indeed create the garden of Eden 6,000 years ago in the Middle East then Cain likely married into the Sumerian civilization. People who were already there . . .
I's funny how xtians seem to forget the Sumerians, with their gods and myths (similar I might add), were around before all the Noah/Moses myths.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#17
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
The people from the land of Nod. A bit of an oversight on God's part. Create man and his rib-wife and forget about all the Nod people that are already there. Did God plagiarize?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#18
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 9:54 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: The people from the land of Nod. A bit of an oversight on God's part. Create man and his rib-wife and forget about all the Nod people that are already there. Did God plagiarize?

Christianity IS plagiarism.

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#19
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 9:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: Christianity IS plagiarism.
Darwinism IS eugenics.
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#20
RE: Non-Evolutionists?
(December 15, 2014 at 7:48 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Nope. Evolution makes more sense to me than dirt golem and rib wife having babies, then having sex with their offspring while their offspring have sex with each other.

To be fair, the number of retarded believers supports the inbreeding hypothesis.

(December 15, 2014 at 10:25 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:
(December 15, 2014 at 9:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: Christianity IS plagiarism.
Darwinism IS eugenics.

No. Stupid people still exist. [Image: 2yuwnlx_th.jpg]

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