Islamic Jokes

[Cyberman]

Apparently Muslims have a reputation for not using toilet paper. Probably stems from the taboo against making images of Mohammed.

[robvalue]

1000 pairs of hands clasped in prayer does less than 1 pair of hands helping; but is still preferable to one pair of radical hands holding a sharp object.

Jesus and Mohammed were having an argument over who is the true prophet. They decided to settle it this way: the first one to perform an undisputed miracle became the true prophet. The winner? No score draw.

[Forsaken]

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A Muslim woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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I shit myself last night at the airport – a frigging Palestinian rushed in screaming “Allah Allah Allah Allah …. allava coke and a bag of nuts please,” the stuttering bastard.
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A young Arab asks his father “What is this weird hat that we are wearing?”

“Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun,” says the father.
Then asks the son “And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?”
The father is Obliged to reply: “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!”

The boy gets even more curious: “And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?”

Again the father lovingly explains: “These are ‘babouches,’ which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!”

Finally the son says, “Tell me Abba?”

“Yes my son?”

“Why the f*ck are we living in Detroit and still wearing all this shit?”

[JesusHChrist]

[Cyberman]

Two Islamic mothers chatting over coffee.

"Yes, my little Hussain went on his first jihad yesterday."

"So soon? My, they blow up so quickly these days, don't they? "

[abaris]

[Cyberman]

A group of Muslims go into a building...

[Zen Badger]

Why are Arab racehorses so fast?
They've seen what happens to the goats.

[robvalue]

[Cyberman]

A 24 carat gold lined Saudi Arabian coffin?

I'd buy that for Abdullah!