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Ah Texas...The Stupid is Everywhere!
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Maybe they should enter a city partnership with the upper Austrian town of Fucking and name the school accordingly. Then it wouldn't be as foreign.
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 (January 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm)abaris Wrote: Maybe they should enter a city partnership with the upper Austrian town of Fucking and name the school accordingly. Then it wouldn't be as foreign. I shouldn't have googled that  Wikipedia Wrote:The village is especially popular with British tourists; as a local tour guide explained: "The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."[12] Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking". Lindlbauer recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."[13]  I can't breathe
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  RE: Ah Texas...The Stupid is Everywhere!
January 24, 2015 at 4:13 pm
(This post was last modified: January 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm by Alex K.)
They also have a "Helles" type beer registered in their name. Unfortunately it's just a marketing gag, the brewery is not situated in Fucking.
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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