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Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 24, 2015 at 4:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sssh.....you're not supposed to speak ill of the people wearing table cloths on their heads.

Now Min, it's not their fault. You know perfectly well that you're going to get red spotting on your rag after it's been in contact with a bleeding cunt.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 24, 2015 at 5:50 pm)Exian Wrote:
(January 24, 2015 at 4:18 pm)dyresand Wrote: This... utterly horrific and disgusting.. and is a tragedy... how is it that people get away with these inhumane things...
Meanwhile, 13 teens were executed for watching a soccer match.

That's fucking stupid..... you know what i am glad people over there in the middle east are starting to wise up to the bullshit and are starting to become atheists. I really hope one day they just rise up against the ignorance and put it in its place for good.
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#23
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
How do you know that being raped, murdered and executed wasn't what these people wanted? After all, they're with Jesus - I mean Allah - now. Maybe they just wanted to go home?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
I see what you did there.
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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
The woman accused of raping her son definitely didn't want to go home. The only thing that would stop her from repeatedly yelling "I did not kill! I did not kill!" was the first chop.

They also beat you to the whole slowly poking the squishy parts thing. They pretty much have the market cornered on being horrible, disgusting people.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 24, 2015 at 11:36 pm)Exian Wrote: The woman accused of raping her son definitely didn't want to go home. The only thing that would stop her from repeatedly yelling "I did not kill! I did not kill!" was the first chop.

They also beat you to the whole slowly poking the squishy parts thing. They pretty much have the market cornered on being horrible, disgusting people.

They should loose allied status for being inhumane monsters.
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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 24, 2015 at 9:03 pm)Tonus Wrote: "Not if you think outside the box." --Justin Volpe

No, I'm very serious... it's really hard to get people into an angle where a broomstick can easily go inside their rectum while using only their own physical force and possibly restraints (I mean, without they've got to find a way to keep the person there). Lubricate it all you want, but there are dozens of variables that simply don't apply anymore once you've reduced the length of the broomstick.

Though, if you can get them into say... a 65 degree angle for the point of entry? You can put some serious force behind a broomstick (i'm assuming the broom is still there for you to brace a shoulder against)... could shishkebab someone. I'd usually recommend a spear or, even better: a javelin, for these purposes, though.

Broomstick's usually all shaft. Need some kind of head to properly pierce a person. This is getting way too elaborate, and I'm getting way too tired. We haven't even gone 'outside the box' yet... and it's just an awful subject to get into. I'm more than willing to entertain that the broomstick is impractically designed such to make it all the more effective in this usage case... but it's just that: realism is a key factor in this.

Occam's razor, and all that. Yawn.

(January 24, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, a broomstick is a pain in the arse. A boomstick is much better.

Certainly simplifies the problem... sucks to clean up the mess, though. Powderpaste goes everywhere, and bleach isn't enough to get it out by itself.

(January 24, 2015 at 11:36 pm)Exian Wrote: The woman accused of raping her son definitely didn't want to go home. The only thing that would stop her from repeatedly yelling "I did not kill! I did not kill!" was the first chop.

But notably not 'I did not rape' Thinking

Not that justice exactly matters when you've got such a deliciously fuzzy scapegoat.

Quote:They also beat you to the whole slowly poking the squishy parts thing. They pretty much have the market cornered on being horrible, disgusting people.

The market on publicly being horrible, etc etc... there's plenty more that goes on behind the scenes everywhere else (and no, the middle east is not excluded from that). It's kind of graphic, but... perhaps it's better than thinking that there is no problem. To have an enemy you can see is a blessing, really... Undecided

(January 24, 2015 at 11:37 pm)dyresand Wrote: They should loose allied status for being inhumane monsters.

The world isn't run on any summation of morality. Oil, on the other hand...
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
Quote:No, I'm very serious... it's really hard to get people into an angle where a broomstick can easily go inside their rectum while using only their own physical force and possibly restraints (I mean, without they've got to find a way to keep the person there). Lubricate it all you want, but there are dozens of variables that simply don't apply anymore once you've reduced the length of the broomstick.



It's scary how much you know on this subject.
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#29
RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
God I know humor is necessary to survive this kind of shit. And many people are completely numb to this kind of stuff. But...I just want to go off and cry. This shit is so fucking depressing. Undecided
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RE: Saudi Preacher Spared Jail after Raping and Murdering 5 y/o Daughter
(January 25, 2015 at 1:19 am)Alice Wrote: No, I'm very serious... it's really hard to get people into an angle where a broomstick can easily go inside their rectum while using only their own physical force and possibly restraints (I mean, without they've got to find a way to keep the person there). Lubricate it all you want, but there are dozens of variables that simply don't apply anymore once you've reduced the length of the broomstick.
That should be obvious, though. With almost no exceptions, a standard broomstick is longer than a person's torso. Even if we're not aware that the intestines don't happen to run in a straight line, a person would understand that things would get very... uncomfortable a few inches into the experience.

It's easier to extract, though, which is more than can be said for a gerbil. Or at least, that's what I've been told I'm just assuming for no reason whatsoever.
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