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FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
#11
RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
Reading through the quotes it's rather brain donors of the year.
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#12
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#13
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Yeah, DNA is not literally letters or information. Also "Let there be light" does not equal big bang, because there definitely wasn't a watery planet floating around before the big bang happened.
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#14
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What I just read...my head hurtsConfused Fall
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#15
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Thanks Stimbo.
I must have been under a delusion that I think far out of the box.
Now I feel like a Cheerio deep inside.
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#16
RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
Oh, your delusion is still there. You just need to step up your game if you want to keep up with the front runners.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#17
RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
(January 27, 2015 at 10:41 pm)professor Wrote: Thanks Stimbo.
I must have been under a delusion that I think far out of the box.
Now I feel like a Cheerio deep inside.

You might need surgery to have that cheerio removed . . . unless you tied a string around it before it ended up "deep inside" . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#18
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Thanks Beccs, I'll pass. I think it will pass too.
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#19
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Indeed. "This too shall pass."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#20
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Splitting off the derail.
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