FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015

[abaris]

Reading through the quotes it's rather brain donors of the year.

[Cyberman]

Two of my favourites, to show our resident faithful how it's done:

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=12529

The Bible says that God SAID and then there was. If you look at DNA is it made up of letters. Words are also made up of letters. So DNA shows us how the word becomes flesh. How letters take on a physical appearance and become a part of the physical world. [...]

And God said
The words become letters
The letters become DNA
The DNA becomes life.
and it was so.

Oh, they tried using numbers, but it did not work.
They had to assign letter to the different chemical that make up life.

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=12690

[Further to John's earlier assertion that the alphabet came before DNA...]

Let me give you something real simple so that a child can understand it. DNA code is made up of ACGT. The A here is the first letter in the alphabet. It is the beginning and DNA is also the beginning of everthing that is living. C stands for Christians. It is the Christians that are here to deliver God's message to the world. G of course stands for God. It is God who is expressing Himself in the DNA and thus God is expressing Himself in Creation. The T of course expresses God and the head or in His leadership over man. There is a lot that can be said about this, but now is not the place. If you have a small t then of course you have the cross that Jesus gave Himself for us. If you have a small g you will see that God has expressed Himself in us. The small c of course represents our humility before God. If we have pride or ego or are puffed up before God, then it is not going to work according to God's plan and purpose. The small a of course shows how things start off small in the beginning and over time they become greater. A journey of 1000 steps begins with one step. A study of the Bible begins with one word and one passage at a time.

[Chad32]

Yeah, DNA is not literally letters or information. Also "Let there be light" does not equal big bang, because there definitely wasn't a watery planet floating around before the big bang happened.

[Spooky]

What I just read...my head hurts

[professor]

Thanks Stimbo.
I must have been under a delusion that I think far out of the box.
Now I feel like a Cheerio deep inside.

[Cyberman]

Oh, your delusion is still there. You just need to step up your game if you want to keep up with the front runners.

[The Valkyrie]

Thanks Stimbo.
I must have been under a delusion that I think far out of the box.
Now I feel like a Cheerio deep inside.

You might need surgery to have that cheerio removed . . . unless you tied a string around it before it ended up "deep inside" . . .

[professor]

Thanks Beccs, I'll pass. I think it will pass too.

[Cyberman]

Indeed. "This too shall pass."

[Jackalope]

Splitting off the derail.