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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
#81
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(February 8, 2015 at 11:55 am)robvalue Wrote: That is the weirdest argument I think I have ever heard. But I'm glad to see you admit Satan did indeed write the bible.

He wrote the bible christians and you can't prove me wrong. So it's best to accept it and enjoy it like Drich here. It's worth worshipping Satan just so it can annoy atheists or something.

I haven't got that cancer yet, so you best pray harder.

Give it time my brother, to everything their is a season.
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#82
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(February 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Drich Wrote: That is why some of you defend satan and curse God.
Just what exactly did Satan do that was so evil besides piss off god? We all know the evil things god did, but what did Satan do?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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#83
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
Thanks man.
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#84
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(February 8, 2015 at 12:11 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(February 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Drich Wrote: That is why some of you defend satan and curse God.
Just what exactly did Satan do that was so evil besides piss off god? We all know the evil things god did, but what did Satan do?

My bet is he drank god's last soda from the fridge or something.
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#85
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
Welcome Lu.

(February 8, 2015 at 12:12 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: My bet is he drank god's last soda from the fridge or something.
That would have been ambrosia.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#86
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(February 8, 2015 at 12:09 pm)robvalue Wrote: Right, that is what satan wants you to think though. Seems like he has worked you over good. You're defending him without even realising it! You're still using definitions related to the things you've been tricked into thinking are true.

I'm amazed at how unconcerned you are to find this all out, I wonder if you knew already.

That is just an observation from life. Nice try at a deflection, but your going to have to find something a little stronger because I'm not speaking from the bible, but of the human psyche

(February 8, 2015 at 12:11 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(February 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Drich Wrote: That is why some of you defend satan and curse God.
Just what exactly did Satan do that was so evil besides piss off god? We all know the evil things god did, but what did Satan do?

He wanted to be God and got 1/3 of the Angels to try and take over
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#87
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(February 8, 2015 at 12:15 pm)Drich Wrote: He wanted to be God and got 1/3 of the Angels to try and take over

So humanly banal, only a silly human could have written it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#88
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
I don't have to anything, you already admitted Satan wrote the bible by making no attempt to prove me wrong.

Ah, this is too easy you know. Theist logic makes things so simple. Not one person has even tried to call me on the logic yet. I find that interesting.
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#89
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(February 8, 2015 at 12:15 pm)Drich Wrote: He wanted to be God and got 1/3 of the Angels to try and take over
And my question was "Besides pissing off god, what evil did Satan do?"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#90
RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
God must be pretty un-worship worthy if even those in his actual presence get sick of him and want to leave.
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