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February 11, 2015 at 4:08 pm
I've never knocked one out in public.
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February 11, 2015 at 4:12 pm
I've never performed in a drag show
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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February 11, 2015 at 4:35 pm
Stood at the very edge of a mountain ledge on a starry night, stared up into infinity and thought, there must be something more . . .
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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February 11, 2015 at 4:36 pm
I've never pee'd in anyones mouth between midnight and 6AM
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February 11, 2015 at 4:39 pm
I've never taken a piss while drunk off my ass off the 12th floor balcony at the Houston Marriott.
Oh, wait.
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February 11, 2015 at 4:41 pm
(This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 4:42 pm by vorlon13.)
I've never been buggered by a member of the Royal Family when I was living near Chicago
(Another funny thing to do in the game is to put weird conditions on common acts, it can greatly add to the hilarity)
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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February 11, 2015 at 4:43 pm
I've never missed a 3-pointer in the NBA.
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February 11, 2015 at 4:47 pm
I've never poo'd in my toy ghostbuster ghost trap and told my sister to stomp on the pedal to open it if she wanted to see the ghost I caught.
(16 years later, I still decided it was a good idea to have my own kid)
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue