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For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....

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For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
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For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
February 20, 2015 at 3:51 pm
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February 20, 2015 at 3:55 pm
A hair designer ?

Like in making women look like Babylonian hoors condemned in the bible kind of hair designer ??


So, I take it, he ain't a Literalist.


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February 20, 2015 at 4:02 pm
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February 20, 2015 at 7:29 pm
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February 20, 2015 at 7:40 pm
They only attack what's catering to consenting adults.

Out of envy quite possibly. Envy's probably also the major reason for being anti gay.
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February 20, 2015 at 7:49 pm
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February 20, 2015 at 8:30 pm
Nice touch with the soiled prophylactic.


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February 21, 2015 at 4:03 am
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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February 21, 2015 at 9:12 pm
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February 21, 2015 at 10:09 pm
Anyone agreeing with the axe wielder would also, I believe, be giving approval to others with sincerely held beliefs torching offending churches not of the One True Faith.
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