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Humor/OP ED, but half serious.
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 (March 2, 2015 at 11:32 am)Chad32 Wrote: Cooking noises are the best noises, when it comes to food. Or preparing food. I would take that over eating/drinking, partly because it's harder for me to imagine myself doing it when watching someone else do it. I don't mind cooking noises. I do mind body noises. 
There are two types of people in the world: those who think farts are funny and those who think farts are gross.
Here we differ.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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There are two types of people: Those who know farts are funny, and show it, and those who know farts are funny, but hide the fact that they know it's funny.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (March 2, 2015 at 12:01 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: There are two types of people in the world: those who think farts are funny and those who think farts are gross. I mind the smell more than anything. I do have to say I am a bit of a hypocrite because when I burp instead of saying "excuse me" I say "I made it all by myself".
I can take the smell any manner of fart. But an orange juice burp will reduce me to a dry heaving mess.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (March 2, 2015 at 11:26 am)Alex K Wrote:Quote: My mom used to smack me as a kid if I chewed with my mouth open, or burped or farted {Anusius looks askance} The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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