Humor/OP ED, but half serious.

[Jackie]

Cooking noises are the best noises, when it comes to food. Or preparing food. I would take that over eating/drinking, partly because it's harder for me to imagine myself doing it when watching someone else do it.

I don't mind cooking noises. I do mind body noises.

[SteelCurtain]

There are two types of people in the world: those who think farts are funny and those who think farts are gross.

Here we differ.

[Chad32]

There are two types of people: Those who know farts are funny, and show it, and those who know farts are funny, but hide the fact that they know it's funny.

[Jackie]

There are two types of people in the world: those who think farts are funny and those who think farts are gross.

Here we differ.

I mind the smell more than anything. I do have to say I am a bit of a hypocrite because when I burp instead of saying "excuse me" I say "I made it all by myself".

[SteelCurtain]

I can take the smell any manner of fart. But an orange juice burp will reduce me to a dry heaving mess.

[vorlon13]

My mom used to smack me as a kid if I chewed with my mouth open, or burped or farted

And with good reason, you should never fart with your mouth open!

{Anusius looks askance}