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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
to Fuck off. But today an elderly woman walked up to my car and "witnessed " to me. She asked me if I thought things were getting better, worse, or staying the same. I politely replied that the answer to that depends on how you want to look at it.

I just couldn't bring myself to trip this woman up with logic because she looked like a 70 year old grandmother.

Anyway here is what she gave me. Typical bullshit. [Image: 214d65c64e9a83de4cbaa53e78bc599b.jpg][Image: 7e8398c737a725f30fa08e2d24f6a18c.jpg]
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
Yeah it has happened to me and I reacted with kindness. She delivered me a paper with philosophical questions about god
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
That's the new way they're trying to sucker you in.

I still tell them I have no interest in their fairy-tales and move on.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
In more than fifty years I haven't got a close encounter. They're standing in the subway stations with their watchtower, but if you don't actively approach, they mind their own business. Once it came pretty close when I was just leaving my flat when they were pestering my neighbour.
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
Normally what i say starwars jesus is pretty cool but starwars jesus isn't my thing.
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I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
Starwars Jesus?
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
I just ask them to show me what Satan ever did besides piss off god and they usually just go away. I did have one that actually engaged in a discussion. I may have converted them or at least gave them some food for thought.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
Quote:because she looked like a 70 year old grandmother.

All that means is that she's probably been pissing people off for a long, long time.
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#9
RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
That's funny, I had a really similar experience with Jehovah witnesses recently. Now I was staying with some friends and looking after their pitbull, which normally never barks at anyone, and it went berserk at the JWs. So they declined to come in, left their pamphlets and left. Good dog!
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RE: I normally tell Jehovah's Witnesses
(March 4, 2015 at 9:54 pm)KUSA Wrote: Starwars Jesus?

Jehovas witnesses religion is tied into scifi with a starwars vibe so if you are good enough when you die you get to rule over your own planet. satan i mean darth vader is the brother to luke - aka starwars jesus and he is jealous that luke got his own planet so you know where this is going there is videos on it on the bible reloaded.
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