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Guardian angel saves baby
RE: Guardian angel saves baby
(March 16, 2015 at 10:22 am)Norman Humann Wrote: I don't know how you guys can be so naive. It was obviously aliens.

Norman be like

[Image: ancient-aliens.jpg]

But you're wrong. It was thor!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Guardian angel saves baby
Christians and other believers I suppose, are particularly keen to not let anyone undermine the validity and veracity of so-called "eyewitness testimony".

Much of their argument for a historical Jesus comes from tales of anonymous eyewitnesses, doing all sorts of AMAZING things. Theists throw out "eyewitness testimony" as though it was a killer argument and PROOF. Ha atheists! WE have eyewitness testimony! Oh yes we do! Says so right here in this here 2000 year old book uh huh! Only a fool would not believe our Godly Jewish Zombie tales! Fools!

Unfortunately, as has been brought up here by myself and others, time and time again, eyewitness testimony is not compelling and far from proof. The empirical (theists cue: theists boo and theists hiss!!!) evidence is overwhelming. Scientists, courts, the police, lawyers - hardly a secret - and this has been known empircally now for a few decades at least.

Human memory is frail, faulty and downright wrong far too much of the time. I see it in myself. I remember a movie line and am *certain* of it, but yet, when I go watch the movie, the line is similar but not what I remembered.

For many though it is far worse, getting facts about an incident wrong such as, was it at day or night, gender of the person, race of the person, height, and numerous other circumstances. Material, important facts - wrong. Over and over again.

It's why one bit of hard circumstantial evidence, such as DNA will be more powerful than 10 eyewitnesses.

And yet, the theist must continue to try to elevate the claims of eyewitnesses wherever they find them. Their very beliefs require it. But Jesus really did have a very bad weekend! And we KNOW he ain't all dead-like a cuz he ROSE and people ah did see it ah! They's was witnesses and such! Lotta them! Praise Jeez! and so on.

http://news.sciencemag.org/policy/2014/1...ists-weigh

http://www.scientificamerican.com/articl...s-have-it/

Quote:IN 1984 KIRK BLOODSWORTH was convicted of the rape and murder of a nine-year-old girl and sentenced to the gas chamber—an outcome that rested largely on the testimony of five eyewitnesses. After Bloodsworth served nine years in prison, DNA testing proved him to be innocent. Such devastating mistakes by eyewitnesses are not rare,

http://apps.americanbar.org/litigation/c...iable.html

Quote:Of the 21 cases on the Innocence Network’s 2011 exoneration report, 19 wrongful convictions involved eyewitness testimony. Innocence Network Report, 2011. This is consistent with statistics showing that more than three-quarters of wrongful convictions later overturned by DNA evidence relied on faulty eyewitness evidence.

Even after hearing the statistics, we are reluctant to distrust a sincere eyewitness, but decades of research show that memory is neither precise nor fixed.

Forgive me theists, if when I hear about eyewitness this or eyewitness that, I roll my eyes just a bit.

Mockery may follow if I'm in a snit that day (and I'm usually in a snit). Ridicule, if I've run out of good wine and have to break into the swill.
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RE: Guardian angel saves baby
(March 16, 2015 at 7:28 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Wonder how Drich would react to miracle claims of other religions that have multiple witnesses.

See, I asked that way early in this thread, I asked what they would think if the voice had been heard to say "for the sake of almighty Allah, help this baby!"

Surprising absolutely nobody, not a single theist had the balls to answer. Rolleyes
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RE: Guardian angel saves baby
(March 16, 2015 at 11:57 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(March 16, 2015 at 7:28 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Wonder how Drich would react to miracle claims of other religions that have multiple witnesses.

See, I asked that way early in this thread, I asked what they would think if the voice had been heard to say "for the sake of almighty Allah, help this baby!"

Surprising absolutely nobody, not a single theist had the balls to answer. Rolleyes

But see, that's a silly question because everyone knows Allah isn't real.

It's obvious Islam is false!
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RE: Guardian angel saves baby
(March 16, 2015 at 10:28 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: But you're wrong. It was thor!

Aliens! Aliens, I tells ya!

I saw 'em! They were in my backyard! They took the shape of cat! I swear! I have multiple eyewitnesses to confirm this!
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RE: Guardian angel saves baby
That was no cat, it was a Kzin!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Guardian angel saves baby
(March 16, 2015 at 12:06 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:
(March 16, 2015 at 10:28 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: But you're wrong. It was thor!

Aliens! Aliens, I tells ya!

I saw 'em! They were in my backyard! They took the shape of cat! I swear! I have multiple eyewitnesses to confirm this!

Seriously? Well shitfuck. No way I can argue with multiple eyewitnesses...

Perhaps thor SENT the aliens...
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Guardian angel saves baby
You're all wrong. It's the Reptiloids disguised as Illuminati who used DARPA to make a UFO hologram disguised as an invisible angel to deceive people about the true ways of Thor. Be sure to keep your tinfoil hats electrically grounded at all times.
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