Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist

[abaris]

I was seriously tempted to post that in the humour subforum. Here's some crazy pastor dipshit going on about devil possession in pop music. Watching this I kind of wonder how any adult person can take that seriously. It's satire and if I saw it in a movie I would say they'd overdone it.

[Dystopia]

I ventured into a Christian forum and I discovered many members listen to rock and other "secular music". As long as these fuckheads don't start bitching about heavy metal again I'll refrain from killing them

Oh wait, apparently classical music is also bad for Christians - http://www.celesteh.com/music/testimonial.html

[vorlon13]

A BAPTIST pastor ??

He's a fucking scripture cherry picker, ain't nobody getting Saved in his church cuz he knows better than GOD how to spin the Bibble.

[Ravenshire]

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Same shit, different decade.

[Minimalist]

I quit reading the bible entirely and instead started playing
the tuba, against my parents' wishes because Wagner
used it so heavily.

The tuba sounds like someone who has a talent for farting. Still....beats fucking jesus.

[Nope]

Some Christians believe there is a long term plot by Satan to slowly prepare the world to accept the antiChrist. They view all pop culture and world events through a very screwed up lens. A popular song can't be succesful without being part of the plot to draw their children one step closer to Lucifer, especially if that song is performed by an atractive woman who shows clevage. Maybe they are secretly afraid of boobs

[abaris]

They view all pop culture and world events through a very screwed up lens.

In short, so that Drichy-boy can feel persecuted again, just like the Taliban.

[JesusHChrist]

They think Katy Perry is bad? They ought to check out some of the stuff I listen to.

Now, that's some devil music. Of course it tends to be more underground than Katy Perry and her ilk and has a tiny fraction of the audience.

I do tend to agree that Katy Perry, Myley Cyrus, Lady Gaga and Madonna's music is of the devil. I hear those songs at the gym and they get stuck for hours. Yuck.

[Nope]

Is anyone old enough to remember how some pastors played music backwards so they could find Satan' secret message?

A friend tried very hard to get me to watch some speaker on videotape so I would be aware of Metallica's evil Satanist tendencies. I declined

[Faith No More]

When I was a kid I had a friend whose parents wouldn't let him listen to anything that wasn't specifically Christian. He would get punished if he was caught listening to a non-Christian radio station. I lent him a Cypress Hill cassette when I was 12, and his dad found it and broke it in half.