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New Version of the Bible
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I thought Joseph Smith had already fixed everything ??
Heck, he even mentions Baneemy!! Who else has a bible that can do that ??? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (March 22, 2015 at 9:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I thought Joseph Smith had already fixed everything ?? One can only argue that the "founder" of any religion in human history, may have been honest about what they were selling, but simply mistaken. You could argue that they were deluded and wanted power and mistaken. But there still was never any human in our history that had a cosmic bat phone to an invisible sky hero. 
I wonder if anyone mentions this kind of thing as evidence against christianity/judaism. From what I've heard, we have the original Code of Hammurabi. Yet the sacred text of the One True God has been lost for so long that finding something close to the originals like the Dead Sea Scrolls is a newsworthy event.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (March 22, 2015 at 9:36 am)Chad32 Wrote: I wonder if anyone mentions this kind of thing as evidence against christianity/judaism. From what I've heard, we have the original Code of Hammurabi. Yet the sacred text of the One True God has been lost for so long that finding something close to the originals like the Dead Sea Scrolls is a newsworthy event. "An eye for an eye" is in that Code. You can also find older flood myths in "The Epic of Gilgamesh". "Let us make them in our image" is in the older polytheism of the Ugartic text of the Canaanite polytheism. OT characters like El and Yahweh before those titles and names were characters in the "divine family". Ideas of "Judgment of the dead" existed long before the bible in Egyptian polytheism. There is nothing as far as ideas that older polytheism didn't convey that is original to the bible. It simply became successful through mere human marketing.  (March 22, 2015 at 12:17 am)daver49 Wrote: verified, they too are the Word of God. All it verifies is that some human individual wrote down his version of a fictional mythological account. There is zero evidence that it is in any way the word of any god.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  RE: New Version of the Bible
March 22, 2015 at 2:30 pm
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(March 22, 2015 at 2:07 am)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: A signed copy would be nice, but I'm not really interested unless it's a signed first. See my post to JuliaL...but it costs more! One option is for my "friend" to provide a convincing reproduction of the signature. No one will question its authenticity...until they do. But that could be a while. In the meantime you should be able to make a handsome profit from a resale. (March 22, 2015 at 2:22 am)Minimalist Wrote: Not interested. It is fine Corinthian leather with spools of polished olive wood. Nothing on the web comes close! (Well, ebay has something close). This is the opportunity of a lifetime! (March 22, 2015 at 2:47 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I know that guy! (March 22, 2015 at 2:48 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Well, I f-ing hope it's in plain, common English. Otherwise nit-wits with agendas will twist it however they'll please in translation, just like they did and still do with all the other scriptures. And the dumb masses won't understand any of it anyway. Come to think of it - it'd better have lots of pictures... Hmmm...and ancient copy of the Word of God in English. That would definitely be a special order. 
Old shit isn't special. More often the opposite. Meh.
(March 22, 2015 at 10:25 am)Sionnach Wrote:(March 22, 2015 at 12:17 am)daver49 Wrote: verified, they too are the Word of God. Sionnach, are you competing for my customers? Do you have a copy that is even more convincing, more authentic, more..(your word here) that you are going to peddle to the masses in order to make a bunch of samolians? If so, I will declare your version COUNTERFEIT! RE: New Version of the Bible
March 22, 2015 at 9:22 pm
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(March 22, 2015 at 7:24 am)Vox Populi Wrote: I agree, signed and certificate. Even then I would be so skeptical. It's still written and would have to see something like gods hand giving it or placing it there. Whatever happened to a handshake and a wink? It is sooo hard to do business these days! (March 22, 2015 at 7:54 am)Smaug Wrote: Is it a fraud or just a troll? Can't decide. Get your order in before you decide and I will give you a 10% discount! |
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