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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 19, 2016 at 1:52 pm
Also, if "God will not be mocked," why have I been successfully mocking him this whole time without anyone or anything stopping me?
Check mate.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 19, 2016 at 3:12 pm
(March 19, 2016 at 1:28 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(March 19, 2016 at 12:24 pm)Rekeisha Wrote:
So have I and you are still not all knowing and your insults still won't elevate you to a place where you are above your own sin.
Since you have come to the conclusion that there is no God then you either don't know enough or are rejecting what you do know. You will still be held accountable for that knowledge.
Your lack of understand of His love doesn't make you right. Yes, He will send you to hell because of your choice to be evil.
Ha! God is not a boogey-man and you trying to diminish Him or lie to yourself by saying that I am threatening you won't save you. I am warning you and you know it. Play this game if you wish.
You lack understanding of who God is and instead of humbling yourself you cling to your sin. You play the game and you will lose your soul. You can pretend to be justified in your judgement of God but you don't know what perfect is. You don't know God so your judgement of Him and His ways are faulty and flawed.
You have read your bible right? 1 Corth 1:18 For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. I don't care what is sounds like it is the truth. You can't say what is immoral or abominable your morals are only at the whims of your own mind which changes. You lack the knowledge or the moral fortitude and purity to judge what is good. Lie to yourself if you wish.
Lie to yourself if you wish you lack the knowledge, ability, clarity, understanding of humans and God to make this judgement. All you have said comes from you pride and your wish to justify yourself. Play the game if you choose. Ha I love you man, God is perfect and has no evil in Him. You just admitted that God does speak so you have someone you must give an account to.
Good old deflections. Gal 6:7-8 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life
More pretending that you are above God and understand all things. This won't justify you.
Yes you do and so do I and it is only God mercy that keeps me from receiving His wrath. It is pretty f-up because you are, no I am not here to build your self-esteem, so am I but I am getting help and you are dieing in your sin. It is out of God's mercy that you can be saved. You can pretend you have it together and that you aren't a sinner. Lose you soul in your foolish game.
Deflections, lies, mockery none of it will save you.
Lies you don't know everything so you can't honestly make this statement. You will be held accountable for you lies and the truth that you are currently suppressing.
You are enjoyable. I love you man and if you keep lying to yourself you will die in your sins.
Nope not Pascal's Wager and I am sorry that you thought that. It is a definite thing, God rule, reigns, and will judge because this world needs to be purified and if you choose sin you will be removed from it. I don't need to prove anything because you know.
The difference between their book and mine is there isn't the word of God and the fact that you fail to accept that doesn't justify you.
You have know idea what is happening in the heart of people who are reading this.
Also if I could convince someone then they can be unconvinced this isn't what this is. You are dead spiritually in your sin and what you need is a to move from death to life. My words don't have that power only God can give life. So if it is His will that people who are reading this wishe to stop living in their sin and follow after Him then they will receive new life through the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross for their sins.
YO, dude there are true christian and the only reason you don't want there to be is so that you can justify your rejection of God. I don't know what you saw in your church, but there are people who know the God of the universe. Your past pain and misunderstanding will not justify you on the day of wrath.
You pride is your problem. Your knowledge about the bible and what is says will never save you.
Casting out demon is not a proof that you were a christian Matt 7:22-23 "Many will say to Me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?'"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; DEPART FROM ME, YOU WHO PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS.' The fact that you are judging my walk with God against your form of christianity proves that you don't get what this is and you never did. This isn't a resume thing about the level of "holiness" you achieved and how much stuff you did. This is about God and His glory.
That's a lot of bible, a lot of asserting, and a lot of not addressing what I said. You keep threatening me with your bully god, and yet you keep failing to provide any reason to believe he's real. I am not scared of your imaginary friend, and I have no reason to be.
The problem with you is that your only source of truth is a dusty old book. It doesn't matter what anybody says about what they believed or what they practiced; your book and your pastor says they weren't for real, so you blindly believe that instead of listening to the people talking to you, who know themselves and their hearts better than you ever could. It doesn't matter what evidence exists in objective reality; your book and your pastor say that an invisible man named Jehovah exists, and you blindly believe that instead of thinking critically about those claims.
You've failed, and so has your supposedly all-powerful Gaud. I'd tell you to let that sink in, but at this point I'm pretty sure nothing sinks into that bony skull of yours.
^^ THIS ^^ In spades. Bravo, Redbeard. Rekeisha can't think and can't read the wholly babble and see it for what it is because she's terrified. She thinks that it would be a sin. She thinks gawd gave her a brain only for the reason to sing Jeebus songs with her peeps in church.
"Gal 6:7-8 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked"
Ok. That sick moronic evil book you worship? bibviz.com can show you over 600 comparative scriptures where the silly book of myths disagrees with itself. (But of course, you won't go check it out because your "loving" imaginary sky-daddy will fry you forever it you do. Well, then, don't look at the next tiny little list either, your feet will start to burn.
And now you won't even look up those verses because as an atheist (who has most of the evil book memorized) I'm simply WRONG.
God doesn't exist. Verse 29 in Mark 3 states that there is one sin considered eternal and that is "blasphemy against the Holy Spirit". Ok, the Holy Spirit doesn't exist either, and the concept sucks rancid pond scum. So now I have happily committed the unforgivable sin and I don't have to put up with this bullshit anymore.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 20, 2016 at 12:00 am
(March 19, 2016 at 11:06 am)Rekeisha Wrote:
(March 18, 2016 at 7:12 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: I was a fundamentalist for 46 years. My parents started out Southern Baptist and went further right from there. For Dr. Petersen-Sparks' purposes, though, we're talking about anyone who holds a literalistic "word of god" view of the bible.
What is your definition of christianity?
What, no one uses dictionaries anymore?
Christian
[kris-chuh n]
adjective
1.
of, relating to, or derived from Jesus Christ or His teachings:
a Christian faith.
2.
of, pertaining to, believing in, or belonging to the religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ :
Spain is a Christian country.
3.
of or relating to Christians:
many Christian deaths in the Crusades.
4.
exhibiting a spirit proper to a follower of Jesus Christ; Christlike:
She displayed true Christian charity.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 20, 2016 at 12:42 am
Tell me rekeisha, is your hair above your shoulders? Do you eat cheese on a hamburger, or have dairy with anything else? Do you have a wool jacket? Do you have all cotton underthings? Do you submit to your husband even when you are not feeling well? Do you have and/or keep slaves?
You cannot cherry pick the pleasant things in your bible and continue to ignore the fact that your god murdered thousands of innocent men, women, children and infants. You cannot ignore the fact that your god sent plagues to people and tortured them needlessly. He flooded a whole goddamn planet and wiped out everythingon earth except a select few lucky humans and animals. He's told his believers to kill their own children for his sake.
If you're going to believe that your god is loving then you must also believe your god is a deceiver, is cruel, unfair, biased, narcissistic, a murderer, a proponent of human trafficking, slavery and is misogynistic, along with a whole bunch of other unpleasant things.
If you refuse to believe that, then you are more brainwashed and more far gone than we realize.
And I feel sorry for you.
For the rest of us who actually live in reality, we are the fortunate ones who will never have to experience the evilness that is your "god".
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 22, 2016 at 9:22 pm
(March 19, 2016 at 11:42 am)drfuzzy Wrote:
(March 19, 2016 at 11:06 am)Rekeisha Wrote: What is your definition of christianity?
Superstition. Brainwashing. Worshiping a deeply flawed book of evil fables.
Then your definition of christianity isn't Biblical making it fallacious. The next question is what criteria did the survey takers use to define who was a christian. Also, where those in jail christians before or after they got into jail. Third what are the inmates definition of christianity. Fourth does God recognize them as His.
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm
(March 19, 2016 at 1:28 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(March 19, 2016 at 12:24 pm)Rekeisha Wrote:
So have I and you are still not all knowing and your insults still won't elevate you to a place where you are above your own sin.
Since you have come to the conclusion that there is no God then you either don't know enough or are rejecting what you do know. You will still be held accountable for that knowledge.
Your lack of understand of His love doesn't make you right. Yes, He will send you to hell because of your choice to be evil.
Ha! God is not a boogey-man and you trying to diminish Him or lie to yourself by saying that I am threatening you won't save you. I am warning you and you know it. Play this game if you wish.
You lack understanding of who God is and instead of humbling yourself you cling to your sin. You play the game and you will lose your soul. You can pretend to be justified in your judgement of God but you don't know what perfect is. You don't know God so your judgement of Him and His ways are faulty and flawed.
You have read your bible right? 1 Corth 1:18 For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. I don't care what is sounds like it is the truth. You can't say what is immoral or abominable your morals are only at the whims of your own mind which changes. You lack the knowledge or the moral fortitude and purity to judge what is good. Lie to yourself if you wish.
Lie to yourself if you wish you lack the knowledge, ability, clarity, understanding of humans and God to make this judgement. All you have said comes from you pride and your wish to justify yourself. Play the game if you choose. Ha I love you man, God is perfect and has no evil in Him. You just admitted that God does speak so you have someone you must give an account to.
Good old deflections. Gal 6:7-8 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life
More pretending that you are above God and understand all things. This won't justify you.
Yes you do and so do I and it is only God mercy that keeps me from receiving His wrath. It is pretty f-up because you are, no I am not here to build your self-esteem, so am I but I am getting help and you are dieing in your sin. It is out of God's mercy that you can be saved. You can pretend you have it together and that you aren't a sinner. Lose you soul in your foolish game.
Deflections, lies, mockery none of it will save you.
Lies you don't know everything so you can't honestly make this statement. You will be held accountable for you lies and the truth that you are currently suppressing.
You are enjoyable. I love you man and if you keep lying to yourself you will die in your sins.
Nope not Pascal's Wager and I am sorry that you thought that. It is a definite thing, God rule, reigns, and will judge because this world needs to be purified and if you choose sin you will be removed from it. I don't need to prove anything because you know.
The difference between their book and mine is there isn't the word of God and the fact that you fail to accept that doesn't justify you.
You have know idea what is happening in the heart of people who are reading this.
Also if I could convince someone then they can be unconvinced this isn't what this is. You are dead spiritually in your sin and what you need is a to move from death to life. My words don't have that power only God can give life. So if it is His will that people who are reading this wishe to stop living in their sin and follow after Him then they will receive new life through the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross for their sins.
YO, dude there are true christian and the only reason you don't want there to be is so that you can justify your rejection of God. I don't know what you saw in your church, but there are people who know the God of the universe. Your past pain and misunderstanding will not justify you on the day of wrath.
You pride is your problem. Your knowledge about the bible and what is says will never save you.
Casting out demon is not a proof that you were a christian Matt 7:22-23 "Many will say to Me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?'"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; DEPART FROM ME, YOU WHO PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS.' The fact that you are judging my walk with God against your form of christianity proves that you don't get what this is and you never did. This isn't a resume thing about the level of "holiness" you achieved and how much stuff you did. This is about God and His glory.
That's a lot of bible, a lot of asserting, and a lot of not addressing what I said. You keep threatening me with your bully god, and yet you keep failing to provide any reason to believe he's real. I am not scared of your imaginary friend, and I have no reason to be.
The problem with you is that your only source of truth is a dusty old book. It doesn't matter what anybody says about what they believed or what they practiced; your book and your pastor says they weren't for real, so you blindly believe that instead of listening to the people talking to you, who know themselves and their hearts better than you ever could. It doesn't matter what evidence exists in objective reality; your book and your pastor say that an invisible man named Jehovah exists, and you blindly believe that instead of thinking critically about those claims.
You've failed, and so has your supposedly all-powerful Gaud. I'd tell you to let that sink in, but at this point I'm pretty sure nothing sinks into that bony skull of yours.
I love you man! Still, don't always believe what you think.
I know God He isn't some shallow idea maybe your religion was but He isn't. The heart is deceitful one day it likes this one thing one day it doesn't. Why do you believe in your heart anyway? Is it because the culture around you tells you that to know yourself you must trust in your heart? The deal is God is real not superficial and can handle not only reality but your hardest deepest problems. Your belief system can't give you worth, it can give you a reason for existence, it can give you a bases on which to judge. You are the one with no objective truth. You are the one who has to rely on society to give you anything. You are the one lost and blind and the only way to reality is through the saving grace of God.
My friend I have not failed you don't even know what the objective is. You don't know the future and you hardly understand the past. You don't have a clear view of anything. God is in full control and He never fails. His word is good. He can save you from your sin through the blood of Jesus or you can be judged in your sin.
Again trying to place yourself above me with your pretense of intellectual superiority will not save you. You need humility. Love you dude hope you have a fantastic night!
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm
(March 20, 2016 at 12:42 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Tell me rekeisha, is your hair above your shoulders? Do you eat cheese on a hamburger, or have dairy with anything else? Do you have a wool jacket? Do you have all cotton underthings? Do you submit to your husband even when you are not feeling well? Do you have and/or keep slaves?
You cannot cherry pick the pleasant things in your bible and continue to ignore the fact that your god murdered thousands of innocent men, women, children and infants. You cannot ignore the fact that your god sent plagues to people and tortured them needlessly. He flooded a whole goddamn planet and wiped out everythingon earth except a select few lucky humans and animals. He's told his believers to kill their own children for his sake.
If you're going to believe that your god is loving then you must also believe your god is a deceiver, is cruel, unfair, biased, narcissistic, a murderer, a proponent of human trafficking, slavery and is misogynistic, along with a whole bunch of other unpleasant things.
If you refuse to believe that, then you are more brainwashed and more far gone than we realize.
And I feel sorry for you.
For the rest of us who actually live in reality, we are the fortunate ones who will never have to experience the evilness that is your "god".
Do you understand the narrative of the Bible? Since you made your statement above I don't think you do. The entire law was a "schoolmaster" to let the jews know that you can't fulfill the law without the spirit of God. It is a tool to bring about humility. So that we can see that we are a sinners in need of grace from God. That grace came through the cross when Jesus died for our sins. Now that I have accepted God I am under the law of the Spirit. I have new desires and those desires move me toward the things of God. Also I have already talked about slavery you are assuming that the slavery spoken about in the laws was the same as those around Judaism and or in America past or even today.
You shouldn't lie to yourself and misread the Bible and create a false god to disbelieve in, it won't save you. I believe and know the true and living God. He isn't like us and your small thoughts about Him will not bring Him down, but instead it will keep you enslaved to your sin and self delusion.
So like I said to Redbeard your belief system can't explain reality, it can't give you worth, it can't give you objective truth. You pretend that you understand reality. Your system is shallow and will not be able to support you when you truly need real answers about the heard and difficult question you have. You are blindly following everyone else around pretending that one day you will not have to give an account for you actions. God is gracious actually He is rich in grace. The fact that you have the opportunity to type your blasphemous words about Him shows His kindness. Play the game if you wish but it will cost you your soul. Pretend to be more enlightened than I am but it will not save you. Only God can.
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 22, 2016 at 9:59 pm
(March 19, 2016 at 3:12 pm)drfuzzy Wrote:
(March 19, 2016 at 1:28 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: That's a lot of bible, a lot of asserting, and a lot of not addressing what I said. You keep threatening me with your bully god, and yet you keep failing to provide any reason to believe he's real. I am not scared of your imaginary friend, and I have no reason to be.
The problem with you is that your only source of truth is a dusty old book. It doesn't matter what anybody says about what they believed or what they practiced; your book and your pastor says they weren't for real, so you blindly believe that instead of listening to the people talking to you, who know themselves and their hearts better than you ever could. It doesn't matter what evidence exists in objective reality; your book and your pastor say that an invisible man named Jehovah exists, and you blindly believe that instead of thinking critically about those claims.
You've failed, and so has your supposedly all-powerful Gaud. I'd tell you to let that sink in, but at this point I'm pretty sure nothing sinks into that bony skull of yours.
^^ THIS ^^ In spades. Bravo, Redbeard. Rekeisha can't think and can't read the wholly babble and see it for what it is because she's terrified. She thinks that it would be a sin. She thinks gawd gave her a brain only for the reason to sing Jeebus songs with her peeps in church.
"Gal 6:7-8 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked"
Ok. That sick moronic evil book you worship? bibviz.com can show you over 600 comparative scriptures where the silly book of myths disagrees with itself. (But of course, you won't go check it out because your "loving" imaginary sky-daddy will fry you forever it you do. Well, then, don't look at the next tiny little list either, your feet will start to burn.
And now you won't even look up those verses because as an atheist (who has most of the evil book memorized) I'm simply WRONG.
God doesn't exist. Verse 29 in Mark 3 states that there is one sin considered eternal and that is "blasphemy against the Holy Spirit". Ok, the Holy Spirit doesn't exist either, and the concept sucks rancid pond scum. So now I have happily committed the unforgivable sin and I don't have to put up with this bullshit anymore.
Don't believe everything you think. I good, I am on God's side. Tell yourself those lies but it won't save you.
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 22, 2016 at 10:45 pm
(March 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm)Rekeisha Wrote:
(March 20, 2016 at 12:42 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Tell me rekeisha, is your hair above your shoulders? Do you eat cheese on a hamburger, or have dairy with anything else? Do you have a wool jacket? Do you have all cotton underthings? Do you submit to your husband even when you are not feeling well? Do you have and/or keep slaves?
You cannot cherry pick the pleasant things in your bible and continue to ignore the fact that your god murdered thousands of innocent men, women, children and infants. You cannot ignore the fact that your god sent plagues to people and tortured them needlessly. He flooded a whole goddamn planet and wiped out everythingon earth except a select few lucky humans and animals. He's told his believers to kill their own children for his sake.
If you're going to believe that your god is loving then you must also believe your god is a deceiver, is cruel, unfair, biased, narcissistic, a murderer, a proponent of human trafficking, slavery and is misogynistic, along with a whole bunch of other unpleasant things.
If you refuse to believe that, then you are more brainwashed and more far gone than we realize.
And I feel sorry for you.
For the rest of us who actually live in reality, we are the fortunate ones who will never have to experience the evilness that is your "god".
Do you understand the narrative of the Bible? Since you made your statement above I don't think you do. The entire law was a "schoolmaster" to let the jews know that you can't fulfill the law without the spirit of God. It is a tool to bring about humility. So that we can see that we are a sinners in need of grace from God. That grace came through the cross when Jesus died for our sins. Now that I have accepted God I am under the law of the Spirit. I have new desires and those desires move me toward the things of God. Also I have already talked about slavery you are assuming that the slavery spoken about in the laws was the same as those around Judaism and or in America past or even today.
You shouldn't lie to yourself and misread the Bible and create a false god to disbelieve in, it won't save you. I believe and know the true and living God. He isn't like us and your small thoughts about Him will not bring Him down, but instead it will keep you enslaved to your sin and self delusion.
So like I said to Redbeard your belief system can't explain reality, it can't give you worth, it can't give you objective truth. You pretend that you understand reality. Your system is shallow and will not be able to support you when you truly need real answers about the heard and difficult question you have. You are blindly following everyone else around pretending that one day you will not have to give an account for you actions. God is gracious actually He is rich in grace. The fact that you have the opportunity to type your blasphemous words about Him shows His kindness. Play the game if you wish but it will cost you your soul. Pretend to be more enlightened than I am but it will not save you. Only God can.
How smart you think you must be. You conveniently avoid answering any of my questions. You don't provide proof of anything and yet here you are, sitting in judgment, doing something your god wouldn't want you to do.
I have read the bible. And that is precisely why those questions were asked to you. So, by your own avoidance of those questions, you come off as unintelligent and unable to really get to the heart of the truth. And that is that you, my dear, are nothing more than a hypocrite. There is no game playing here, so it won't cost my soul one penny. If you can't recognize that your god is cruel, unjust, wreckless and narcissistic, then there is no hope for you. If you have to move your goal posts in order to avoid answering the simplest of questions, then you're just wasting my time.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
March 23, 2016 at 5:09 am
(March 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: I love you man! Still, don't always believe what you think.
I know God He isn't some shallow idea maybe your religion was but He isn't. The heart is deceitful one day it likes this one thing one day it doesn't. Why do you believe in your heart anyway? Is it because the culture around you tells you that to know yourself you must trust in your heart? The deal is God is real not superficial and can handle not only reality but your hardest deepest problems. Your belief system can't give you worth, it can give you a reason for existence, it can give you a bases on which to judge. You are the one with no objective truth. You are the one who has to rely on society to give you anything. You are the one lost and blind and the only way to reality is through the saving grace of God.
My friend I have not failed you don't even know what the objective is. You don't know the future and you hardly understand the past. You don't have a clear view of anything. God is in full control and He never fails. His word is good. He can save you from your sin through the blood of Jesus or you can be judged in your sin.
Again trying to place yourself above me with your pretense of intellectual superiority will not save you. You need humility. Love you dude hope you have a fantastic night!
You have already stated that you think I deserve to burn in Hell forever, and you have repeatedly called me a liar by refusing to acknowledge the veracity of my faith, which was sincerely held for over 20 years. You are not my friend, and you do not love me.
Hearts aren't for believing. Brains are for believing. Hearts just pump blood. Don't be an idiot.
Nobody said I don't have objective truth; quite the opposite. I believe in objective reality and objective truth (I've referenced both multiple times). I just don't believe in objective morality because it doesn't exist. The system you're proposing isn't even "objective morality," but "Divine Command Theory," which is completely arbitrary and subjective and is not at all the same thing as objective morality. Even if you were right, Gaud were real, and all his rules were morally binding, that still wouldn't be objective morality, and that's not what you're actually arguing for. The fact that you can't see this is yet more evidence of the damage religion has done to your thinking processes.
I don't think there's any need for pretense. The difference between us is quite plain. You believe in magic and won't listen to anything that's said to you unless it comes out of a Bronze Age book of fable and superstition (but only if it's your favorite).
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)