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Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
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Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Can anyone top this? Az state Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, wants to make church attendance mandatory to repair our "moral erosion".

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics...-1.2164602
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
It's a law that didn't work in Elizabethan England being applied to a country and a time where religious pluralism is written into law.

And, to quote Brad Pitt, "Whoa, whoa, how is this legal?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w2-pAcYnHY
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Universal background checks? Nah, let's make church attendance mandatory.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
WHAT! Confused Fall
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Once one is totally batshit crazy, it is impossible to top. Of course, there are other batshit crazy people who can equal the craziness, but they cannot top it.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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The good Senator from AZ can lick our collective sacks.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Well said.

I can't wait until Min sees this.
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Um...

https://atheistforums.org/thread-24283-p...#pid908664


Yesterday.
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What a snowflake.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Might be fun to go to a different church every week and see how fast an excommunication edict can be handed down.

I show up with a trick at Mormon Temple and start doing the nasty (after getting our attendance sheet stamped) it might be good for me, and informative for the Mormons.


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