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Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
#31
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 28, 2015 at 9:15 am)A Theist Wrote: hmmm...I wonder how Minifullofshitalist would handle being bound and gagged and then dragged off to a church and be forced to sit on a pew in the front row during the whole service? That shit would be youtube worthy.

About as youtube worthy as any kidnapping.
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#32
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Arizona Senator is a WOMAN ?!?!?!?!?!?!


Women can't talk to MEN about religious matters, that FUCKING KUNT !!!!



BURN HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#33
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 28, 2015 at 10:11 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(March 28, 2015 at 9:15 am)A Theist Wrote: hmmm...I wonder how Minifullofshitalist would handle being bound and gagged and then dragged off to a church and be forced to sit on a pew in the front row during the whole service? That shit would be youtube worthy.

About as youtube worthy as any kidnapping.

Nah. Not even close.
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#34
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
The old hag was apparently almost arrested because she attempted to interfere in an investigation into her son in law, a correction officer who was accused of sexually assaulting female inmates. Not chastened, the old hag then tried to introduce legislation protecting correction officers against similar investigations.
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#35
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
Trying to pass a law protecting officers from investigations when they do something wrong? You know, some people think we should be harder on the cops than normal people, because of the power they're given. Not softer.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#36
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
(March 28, 2015 at 6:17 am)jesus_wept Wrote: What I find most worrying about this is that you have people making your laws who think the only reason they're not behaving like a psychopath is because they go to church every week and have the fear of god put into them.

As I often say to these people, if you need god not to slaughter people, then please don't stop believing, for all our sakes.

The thing is, they are wrong about that, just like they are wrong about so many other things.

So if they stopped believing in god, they would not go out and kill people randomly.

If you want to get some data on this idea, start a new thread and ask atheists who used to be Christians who, when they were Christians, believed that the only reason to not do horrible things was because of religion, whether they went out and killed people randomly when they deconverted. Other than the ones who make a joke of responding, I doubt you will find even one who did.

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#37
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
I don't think they'll start killing people if they stop believing, this is their moronic argument in a nutshell. I just like to use it against them sometimes, to knock them off their moral high horse.
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#38
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
I'd be more worried about people who kill because they believe, instead of people who kill because they don't.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#39
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
its like okay i just moved here oh i missed church so wait its mandatory i am still not going.
They would have to drag me there i do not like church.
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#40
RE: Arizona Senator Wants Mandatory Church Attendance
I wonder if she expects people to go to her flavor of church, or just any christian church. Like when Ken Ham wanted the employees of his new ark theme park to go to churches of his prefered type of christianity.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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