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What Would You Say to God?
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What would you say to god, if you met him at the pearly gates at the end of your life?
"Your plan sucked ass."
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
Is the bible an accurate representation of events and actions?
If so, then you're a messed up piece of work. If not, then are you really going to blame me for not wanting to worship you?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
"Fuck off."
"What the fuck was that all about?"
Why did you make me with 2 useless nipples, a dangerous appendix and put breathing and feeding systems in the same tube... that's just stupid design for a perfect creator!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! 
wolfclan96
Newbie  Religious Views: Come to believe that god does not exist and even if he did I do not think he is worthy of my praise
"was all that really necessary?"
Turns out an appendix is handy to have in areas with frequent cholera outbreaks.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
"Can you give me the courage and the compassion to love and to forgive my fellow man for what we have done in your name and in ours?"
"The fuck, bruh?"
I'd lock the gate behind me, crack my knuckles and say "Right, you bastard, now it's just you and me."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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