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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:19 pm
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Quote:Ahhh, OK. So I guess you aren't following the Beckham/MLS/Miami saga?
I am not, though I hear it didn't go so well? Still, they're rich as all hell, so they're doing something right...
Quote:Is it true if an Englishman is not into buggery he is into flagellation ??
Speaking as someone who enthusiastically dabbles in the first (with the opposite sex though, my heterosexuality has not yet been tested to breaking point, Chris Hemsworth's best attempts aside), I have to admit I've never tried the second. Sex and pain don't mix well from my experience. 
Quote:To the Englishman, what's Pennyroyal Tea?
Oh, and no music questions. If I'm on your pub quiz team, I can guarentee I'll get you at least to bronze, but if music questions come up, all bets are off
Quote:How do you feel about Brittany (the region in France)?
I feel this blatant theft of our sacred namesake must be dealt with swiftly and decisively, preferably by nuclear strike. I will update you on the progress of my lobbying for this cause as soon as they stop dragging me bodily away from the Ministry of Defence HQ...
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:26 pm
What sort of music do you listen to that your not accepting music queries?
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:27 pm
Can I run for the office of King?
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:27 pm
Quote:And actually,what about Americans? We're that weirdo superpower that always likes to do things differently.
Every American I've personally met has been polite to a fault. I really don't know where you're going wrong, but something's fucked up
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:28 pm
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(May 15, 2015 at 9:19 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Quote:How do you feel about Brittany (the region in France)?
I feel this blatant theft of our sacred namesake must be dealt with swiftly and decisively, preferably by nuclear strike. I will update you on the progress of my lobbying for this cause as soon as they stop dragging me bodily away from the Ministry of Defence HQ...
My goodness, and here I was thinking the British were calm and rational people
So, how do you like being known around the world for being logical, calm, and even cold?
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:31 pm
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Quote:What sort of music do you listen to that your not accepting music queries?
Must admit, my tastes and experiences are dramatically lacking when it comes to music. My basic attitude is; If it's pleasing to my ears, I'll listen to it and enjoy it.
I'll enjoy anything from Enimen to Queens of the Stone Age to Shirley Bassey to Two Steps From Hell in equal measure. Weird? Quite possibly, but hey ho. 
Quote:Can I run for the office of King?
Depends. What's the level of incest within your family? They have certain standards to keep to for applicants, after all.
Quote:So, how do you like being known around the world for being logical, calm, and even cold?
I would say that those who think that should try growing up here, and see how logical and calm brits are, especially when they forms mobs 
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:37 pm
(May 15, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Quote:So, how do you like being known around the world for being logical, calm, and even cold?
I would say that those who think that should try growing up here, and see how logical and calm brits are, especially when they forms mobs
Even the posh? Don't tell me Downton Abbey isn't real
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:38 pm
Well, I have always considered living in England (or somewhere in Europe) when I get out of the military. What are some pro's and con's to everyday life there?
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:38 pm
How about Scotland?
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RE: Ask an Englishman.
May 15, 2015 at 9:40 pm
(May 15, 2015 at 9:37 pm)dahrling Wrote: (May 15, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Iroscato Wrote: I would say that those who think that should try growing up here, and see how logical and calm brits are, especially when they forms mobs
Even the posh? Don't tell me Downton Abbey isn't real
Especially them lot! Fucking lunatics, the lots of 'em. Did you know they grind up poor people and put them in lasagne's, then sell them to Tesco? Or maybe it was horses. Either way, the rich be crazy.
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