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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 4:00 am
How many guns are you holding right now?
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 4:05 am
If a country seems to be above your oil how do you go about acquiring it?
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 4:40 am
(May 16, 2015 at 4:00 am)robvalue Wrote: How many guns are you holding right now?
I'm sitting on a shitload! And that's the god's honest truth ...
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 11:24 am
I always have a minimum of at least 5 guns on me at any given time.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 11:27 am
Yeah? But how big are they?
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 11:30 am
I have 2 magnums, 2 uzis, and one shotgun strapped to my back. And this is not even considering when I am actually working.
When at work, I add an M240 to that.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 11:39 am
Long as you still have one hand free to hold the flag high I guess that is Murican enough.
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RE: Ask a 'murican
May 16, 2015 at 11:43 am
Approximately 1776 times.
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