Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 28, 2026, 5:54 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Ask an Italian
#11
RE: Ask an Italian
What do you think of the EU?

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Reply
#12
RE: Ask an Italian
(May 16, 2015 at 8:59 pm)Saxmoof Wrote: It reassures me to know this, i'd hate to think that Italians are sensible, responsible people and Berlusconi is just an aberration - he's such a great comedic representation of Italy

Well, many Italians *are* sensible and responsible people. It's just that the majority are poorly educated and have no concept of common good. It's very, very complicated and it's hard for me to express my thoughts on the matter, especially in a language that is not my mother tongue.

(May 16, 2015 at 8:59 pm)Saxmoof Wrote: Second question, which only applies if you follow football, do you think Italy deserved to beat England at the recent World Cup (hint - the answer is no)

You've picked the only Italian who doesn't follow football lol

(May 16, 2015 at 9:09 pm)Exian Wrote: Are American Italians representative of Italian Italians?

Nope. We're cooler. Tongue
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply
#13
RE: Ask an Italian
Why do all Germans have this special love and longing and attraction to Italy? What's your secret?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

Reply
#14
RE: Ask an Italian
(May 16, 2015 at 9:45 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: What do you think of the EU?

I love the EU - if our economic situation is as it is now, it's the fault of a corrupt, self-centered, narrow-minded political class (mostly Christian Democrats) whose main interest was to keep their privileges and their wealth together. That's how our public debt got so big. If it wasn't for Berlusconi and his appallingly mafia-friendly legislation, we'd probably be in a better situation right now. I'm not saying we wouldn't have any problems - we'd just have fewer.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply
#15
RE: Ask an Italian
How are Italians so effortlessly stylish? Italian men always have amazing fashions
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

Reply
#16
RE: Ask an Italian
Pasta?
Reply
#17
RE: Ask an Italian
(May 17, 2015 at 8:35 am)Alex K Wrote: Why do all Germans have this special love and longing and attraction to Italy? What's your secret?

Grandma's special sauce. Trust me, it's delicious.

(May 17, 2015 at 8:41 am)Yeauxleaux Wrote: How are Italians so effortlessly stylish? Italian men always have amazing fashions

When we are born, we are inculcated a set of "do"s and "don't"s about how you should dress. A VERY important part of it is "Never wear open shoes with socks on. The Germans do that, and it's awful." So this is how most Italians get their unmatched sense of style.

Still, exceptions to the rule exist and are fairly common among the easily swayed youth:

Cranky



Here's what such youths used to look like in the '00s:



Luckily, things have gotten a little better, so now instead of these abominations you'll mostly find hipsters and hip-hop fans.

(May 17, 2015 at 8:47 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Pasta?

Sure. Which kind?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply
#18
RE: Ask an Italian
Is De Cecco the best Italian pasta that is exported to America? If not, what is?

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Reply
#19
RE: Ask an Italian
(May 16, 2015 at 8:43 pm)Saxmoof Wrote: Is Berlusconi as baffling to you guys as he is the rest of the world?

What exactly is a bunga bunga party?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Reply
#20
RE: Ask an Italian
(May 17, 2015 at 12:53 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Is De Cecco the best Italian pasta that is exported to America?  If not, what is?


De Cecco is alright, as far as I know. But I dunno what other brands are exported lol


(May 17, 2015 at 1:19 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 16, 2015 at 8:43 pm)Saxmoof Wrote: Is Berlusconi as baffling to you guys as he is the rest of the world?

What exactly is a bunga bunga party?

No one knows for sure; I like to think that it involves truckloads of tits and cocaine.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  [Serious] Ask a firearms enthusiast deleted 41 23426 June 8, 2023 at 9:17 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Ask someone completely disillusioned about Americanism. Jackalope 35 20537 March 21, 2022 at 10:12 pm
Last Post: Jackalope
  Ask a trans. Jehanne 20 14496 January 3, 2022 at 11:58 am
Last Post: Jehanne
  Ask an Uber driver. Goosebump 1 4112 January 2, 2022 at 6:01 am
Last Post: Goosebump
  Ask a critic T.J. 16 9231 January 2, 2022 at 5:19 am
Last Post: purplepurpose
  Ask a poor person BrokenQuill92 49 26336 December 9, 2021 at 8:57 pm
Last Post: BrokenQuill92
  Ask a woman who just turned 50. Divinity 41 21752 November 30, 2021 at 9:01 pm
Last Post: Oldandeasilyconfused
  Ask a dog mom BrokenQuill92 16 10923 November 30, 2021 at 12:02 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Ask Eleven Paraselene 36 20628 June 26, 2021 at 9:33 am
Last Post: Frank Apisa
  [Serious] Ask an American expat Jackalope 12 7663 January 12, 2021 at 10:02 pm
Last Post: Jackalope



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)